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When we have an "Art-On-The-Wall Budget," expect this to be hovering over every single desk.
The Problem With Pandas.
(by Melissa Gable)
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ArtSlab FreakFab
Our office-hive is swarming with busy busy beard-bees named Zach.
Dear world, I'd like to formally introduce you to Zach Weaver. He constitutes half of the creative project known as ArtSlab. You may have seen this bizarrely bearded boy at some Freaker events, painting pretty ladies and hanging around in a mobile art-van-house (not to be confused with our boxtruck-house.)
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(Canine) World Peace!!!!
From the very dawn of communication, a great battle has been waged between two worthy opponents. As long as mail-carriers have delivered letters, their adversaries have tried to stop them.
The brave men of the Pony Express reported attacks from wild packs of poodles. Today, however, a great armistice has been established. (at least in Freaker-town)
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Jumping-Zachs: The Pop Rocks and Soda Story
Sugar levels are at an all time high! Between all of our cupcakes, candy, and soda Zach is literally ready to take flight!!!
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KUPTAKES' CUPCAKE COMPANION:AKA WICKED GOOD CUPCAKES
Freakers are always making friends. It is just in their nature(Except Waddledoo, he is just so dang shy).
Earlier this week, Kuptakes went to a baked goods convention and introduced us to some new friends that we plan on keeping around: Wicked Good Cupcakes
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Seoul-A-Coasta
I want you to close your eyes and imagine a perfect world where children are laughing, flowers are blooming, and R. Kelly is from South Korea.
Presumably, this is the same utopia that the fine folks at LG Fashion Corp were dreaming of when they freaked their "Around The Corner" shop in Seoul, Korea.
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Bring Your Dogger To Work Day
No day at Freaker USA is ever the same. We like to keep it that way.
To make sure things don't get stale, we make certain holidays. (Last month we had "Only Speak in 80's Song Titles Day". It ended up being a total eclipse of the heart in our love shack)
While it is always "bring your dog to work day" at Freakers, it just so happens that Zach's other job is also honoring our four legged friends.
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Emerging iWins
This morning we got the honor of playing with a new product before it has been released! Educated folk use the words Beta Testing but we prefer Amateur Hour.
Anyways, this product is going to change the landscape of "Victory."
Look at that flawless design! The user-friendly interface! Such an immaculate product is not just a pretty face though, it's functionality will make you the most obnoxiously loud "WINNER" in all the land!
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Published Pub BLISS!
Look, Ma! We're in a REAL BOOK!
The author, Don Steinberg, made the assumption that we can read and sent us two copies of his new book The Kickstarter Handbook!
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Holidays of Yore
Welcome back, Earthlings. Your vacation is no more.
If your heart is broken about this news, we're here to evaporate your tears, with our special tear-vacuum named PIZZACAT-IN-SPACE!
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Google Goggles
Yesterday, we exposed some of the Google Searches that accidentally led people to our website. We are so perplexed by some of these internet inquiries, that we decided to do a bit more research.
We took the Google Analytics of the Google Searches and Google Imaged our favorites.
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The Google Searches Not Taken
Today we want to honor our fans that took the road not taken. That’s right, ladies and gentleman…buckle up for another round of Google Analytics!
One fateful day many years ago, Robert Frost stood where two trails split in the forest and taught us the importance of using “the one less traveled by.” Many of our faithful fans follow the beaten path to our website. They simply pull up Google and type “Freakers” or “FreakerUsa” or even “World's sexiest warehouse”.
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