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SuperFreaker HotTub HotLove
About a month ago, we got to live all kinds of dreams during a weekend stay at the House of Creatives. One of the shoots was a collaboration with the Freakerteam and Super Sunglasses (which really are superb) as photographed by Eric White. The result was an explosion of color, joy, and a tu...
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Introducing... YonderDown!
Holidays are fast approaching and Freakers are coming out of the woodworks for the season! One of our newest editions is named Yonderdown and he would love nothing more than to travel down yonder with you to grandma's house for that special hot tottie that only she can brew up. NOM NOM NOM
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Design a Freaker Contest Winner!
A couple months ago we held a Design-A-Freaker contest in which the winner's designs would go to production.
It took us a hot minute to figure out which designs were Freakerly feasible, but we found our winner and his name is Denton Holt, designer of the newest member of our Freaker F...
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#MysteryChristmas: Alisha-Out-Dressing-Molly Edition
Today Alisha and Molly, the maidens of the office, were scheduled to have a dress-off. (Contrary to popular hopes, this does not entail either of them actually taking off their dresses. Instead, Alisha wanted to compete with Molly's constant fashionista status and "fancy herself up" so much that ...
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Eric White, Warrior of Magnificence
Over the past couple of months, we have had the honor of meeting, greeting and freaking the most inspirational figures in modern American culture. One of our favorite creatures (because to call him human is doing the great man a disgrace) goes by the name of Eric White.
Mr. White is a photogr...
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TSA just doesn't understand. Yet.
The horrifying news came today. The TSA agent who encouraged the Getting-On of The-Freak has been fired. And while this may be a victory for all the innocent passengers that were made to feel horrifyingly uncomfortable that she may have affected, it is a defeat in the world of freak. Let's take a...
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Tomorrow! Wilmington to be FREAKED!
Dear Wilmington,
It's official. We're home. Come celebrate with us! Tomorrow at Satellite, we're throwing a bash for you. Free grilled cheese sandwiches, discounted Freakers, photoshoots out the wahoozie & music to move your body to. Justin Lacey and the Swimming Machine is going to ro...
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