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The local news gets Freaked! Tonight!
Breaking News:
At approximately 11:23 am today, on November 25th, 2011, WECT news interviewed the Freakerteam on the recent revolt against Urban Outfitters sparked by the corporation's production of a Freakeresque rip-off. Words were said and handstands were performed, and The Freakerteam...
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Black Freakday SpecialTEES!
In celebration of the Beat-Everyone-Up-At-Walmart national holiday of Black Friday, we have created some super special deals just for you (under the condition that you will not beat up anybody at Walmart... today.)
For every 15 & 30 pack, we're including a free Freaker shirt!**
Wha...
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Twitter Action World-Saving Deals
In celebration of the upcoming shopping madness week, we're going to start flamethrowing special CIA secretive deals your way!
Follow us on Twitter and get a 10% discount code to use on anything here for the next week! We're cutting the red wire (or is it the green wire?! It's always so&...
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Pranksters
A couple months ago, we met a wonderful Israeli man named Ido in San Francisco that was studying psychedelia in pop culture. He made a connection that we had heard before, but never fully understood: comparing the Freakerteam to the Pranksters. Yesterday, we found his Article de' Freak and ...
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Koozie Smoozie Boozie Madness!
Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie.
Why, you say? Because our hearts break a little bit everytime somebody sais the word Koozie. So, friends and freaks, here is our reverse&n...
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Uncertain Times
We live in a revolutionary era - the future is uncertain. Beware, young maties. Hoodlums are taking to the streets. Predators are taking to your information.
And the face of raw, brutal, authority-defying ultimate anarchy is staring at us with a sock on his nose. It's time to look back in...
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PBRaunchy
Today we got a very special care package from PBR.
It started out as a very pleasant experience...
And we got so excited that we had to go out into the sunshine and skip around the concrete fields for a bit.
But wait a second.. What is this?! OH! How CONVENIENT!&nbs...
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Freak Durst
This morning started slowly. There was a drizzle in the sky. There was an quiet hum over the office. Even the dogs had snoozy eyes on.
And then came Fred Durst.
We found out that the limpest of all bizkits had a twitter account and we decided to turn this day upsidedown. Like a ...
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Polarollios.
As we've been not-so-covertly interlacing our daily activities with Polaroid pictures, we wanted to show you some that will NOT be going in your Christmas packages. And by "some," we really just mean that one of Zach's underwear drying outside of our office headquarters. Unless you specially requ...
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Acafreakia! Tonight!
Question: Who's speaking at UNCW today?
Answer: These freakin' guys are!
Question: That's going to be real weird. I want to come, but I have exactly zero dollars.
Answer: That wasn't a question. But it's super free, however, space is limited so you have to register.
Qu...
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CucalorusRollOver
As we mentioned yesterday, we're just a tiny bit drained from the onslaught of a fantastic weekend and as we crawled through Monday, we found evidence of the Spirit of Raging Past.
Wah-lah!
Saddest-Freaker-Ever in action.
Dedicated to that girl we met in a taxi, I...
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Repercussions of Cucalorus Weekend
After 4 days of Cucalorus kook dazes, the Freakerteam has degenerated into a Zombie Collective.
We're too tired even show you how tired we are, so instead, we're going to use photos from Friday afternoon, we we happened upon a set for One Tree Hill and made ourselves right at home after a ...
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