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Cucalorus & The Freaker Tit Fairy
Last night was the official opening party of Cucalorus film festival! The Freakerteam came out in full force and costumed themselves as what was originally suppose to be "wizards." That lasted for approximately 10-15 minutes and then the characters degenerated into was was so eloquently named The...
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World Wide Freak Web 3.0
So remember that day that you posted your immaculate photos of Freakers on Facebook? We do too. Let's relive that moment. Because it was glorious.
If you're not connected with us on Facebook, please come like us! We're making a big transition to a "page-Page" from our "we're-not-actually...
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Shake It Like Your Polaroid Photo Seduction.
As mentioned earlier, we will be sending unique Polaroid pictures of the Freakerteam in with each one of our holiday packages.
Here is another sampling of the special sauce that was just shipped off in a love package to Studiomates & SwissMiss. Zach's not wearing pants. Lauren is ass...
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Saucy Holiday Packages - Now up up & away!
Yesterday we officially released our new holiday packages pumped full of freaker cheer! And Freakers have an overflowing amount of cheer these days. Some of the specialties of our packages? On it!:
- We've been staying at the office until the weeeeee hours of the morning hand-screenprinting al...
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Freak of the Week 15.0!!
We've been busy little bees collecting the honeypot of holiday cheers but now it's that time again to launch our Freak of the Week pun contests! Last round, we highlighted DevilSock in all his spook glory! And the winners areeeee......
David Zukerman: a highly skulled freak
Remy Neff: O...
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Freak the Halls!
Our holiday video is here! This makes us all fuzzy on the inside (some of us are even fuzzy on the outside!) and now all we want to do is curl up next to the fire and have an all inclusive snuggle party! We'll get hot cider and pumpkin treats! Who's in!?
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Interview Procedures
Today we got a new intern! We would like to formally introduce you to the newest member of the Freakerteam!
- His name is Nolan.
- Nobody has asked him what his middle name is yet, but we're all going to assume that it is Ray. Just like Justin Mitchener.
- He (pr...
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Boogers
Look at this little toot trying to crash our trimming party. Freaker distractions? Never!
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Cucalorus Screenprinting Saturday Sauce!
This Saturday, The Freakerteam and Friends got up early, sat in a circle and held hands singing Kumbaya while hand-screenprinting the posters for this week's festivities at Cucalorus!
Justin Mitchener wore his blow-out pants and designed the space-themed poster palloozza and Alisha ...
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Justin Mitchener: Man of Purchasing Bravery
We want to set something straight. Something of the upmost importance, relevance and immediacy to our peace of mind. I know alot of you out there are wondering, and that's where we come in. To ease your fears. To calm your nerves. To answer your questions of eternal disturbance. This one is...
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