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Freak of the Week 14.0!!
It's that spooky day once again! Time for a new Freak of the Week contest! Last time we showcased the newest member of our Freaker family, Corn Dawg! You gave us your best puns and now it's time for us to give the winners Dawgy Treats! And the lucky two areee.....
Nicholas James Throssel: S...
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Billboard of Freaks!
Bill Mooney from Kung Fu Nation brought a nice little tidbit to our morning routine today! Evidently, Billboard has revealed their inner freak! In an article highlighted Wilco's unconventional merch gear this year, Freakers were considered among the oddest. We are honored! Get your very own ...
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Homebound Huniez!
Yesterday we drove our FreakerMobile into the depths of the one place we haven't seen in quite a while: home!
We wore suits and ties and unsuccessfully tried to trick everyone into thinking that the road had changed our business methods. PSSSSFH!
Coincidentally (OR IS IT?!) we...
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Urban Myths
We found Zach's sister in a dive bar in Richmond, Virginia!
And we would like to make it known that contrary to popular belief, she does not have a beard.
Maybe a metaphorical beard. A spirit beard, if you will.
But she has nails that shine. Like JUSTICE.
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Jollification on Capital Hill!
Today we had an escapade around the streets of our nation's capital. We dressed in disguise so that nobody would recognize a freak. It went over smashingly, darling, just smashingly.
This is actually what we look like on a day-to-day basis. We just dress up like weirdos for pho...
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Halloween Homecoming!
Wilmington! Get ready. We're comin' home. And we're going to throw you a bash. YUH-OH!
This Saturday at Satellite come out and we'll feed you, freak you and fiesta until the sun comes up (this is a lie. We will only fiesta until Satellite kicks us out at 1:59 am.)
Specialties include!:...
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CMJ + INDMusic + Freakers = NYC Snugglefest
This weekend in New York, we got the honor and the pleasure of freaking the CMJ music festival and INDMusic!! Our living room was stationed outside of The Living Room.
Highlights include: NOT getting hassled by the cops. This was truly a feat and a very impressive accomplishment seeing th...
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Revolutionary!
One windy afternoon in New York, we decided to get into the new cultural spirit of things and so we all got riled up and went down to the occupation.
We #OccupyWallStreet-ed for a while, read all the signs, danced all the dances, and gawked around in the most spectacular spectacl...
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