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Freak of the Week 10.0!!

We're not going to lie. It was EXTREMELY DIFFICULT (horrifyingly hard!) to choose the winners of last week's pun contest!! But alas, we have to choose and choose we did. So the winnnnnners areeeeeeee.....  Erika Geisal - I would give up my "booty" to get one of those! Sarah Catherine -&nbs...
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New Uses Part Deux!

Revolutionary Burrito Solidifier!    FREAKY! 
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Freak of the Week 9.0!!

 WEEEE!!!! It's almost next week! Last week we had our own version of a child's birthday celebration by making KUPTAKES! the Freak of the Week! Your puns were our presents and now we have goodies for you too!  The winners are.....: David Zukerman: A little slow on the KupTake? ...
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KUPTAKEZ!!

Jor my kupytake gum drop, shoogar!  
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Wilco gets FREAKED!

Hey moosack lovers! Guess who just got their freak on?  Their new album, The Whole Love, is available now for pre-order along with their specialty Freaker goodies! Get your eargrapes a'movin, your body a'groovin and your liquids a'freakin with the officially- first band to get thei...
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Travelogue: Southern Playforts

The Freakerteam is putting on their cowboy hats and boot spurs and heading into the land of the desert dogs. Before we get our cheeks irreparably burned in the New Mexico, let's take a look back at the last time zone. Memphis! We tromped around Memphis City Clues for a while with ro...
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Freak of the Week 7.0!!

For the past couple of days, we've been living a dream (possibly "the" dream!) in Austin. As we pull away in the Freaker B-Truck this afternoon, we must say goodbye to a city filled with facial hair and wrap up an extended Freak of The Week... The Dude.  You guys outdid yourself and I m...
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Freak of the Week 6.0!!

Let's get a fresh scheduled start! Freak of the Week is real excited to see you! Our little Queso Bandito of yesterweek spawned some beauty puns! The winners areeeeee: Michael A. Zug: Queso raw so raw whatever will cheese will cheese. Tyler Cullender: El bandito snatched-o your ...
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Hip Replacements Freaker Party!

For the very first stop on our Freak America tour, we got the honor and the pleasure of Franzi & Kip opening their surgical-linguistic doors at Hip Replacements in downtown Asheville! Hip Replacements is a vintage-inspired boutique that will give you spontaneous impulses to boogy every time y...
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Freak of the Week 5.0

Last week we all celebrated the triumph of good vs evil and also the fact that we're probably all Muggles. Sweatus Repelicus winners areeee: Shelby Treichler: Siriusly, don't be riddikulus and let this Freaker slytherin away! Jacob Rudolph: Get your Weasley little hands off my F...
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World wide freak web

Each week, we are overwhelmed with how good you people look. With your Freakers. Your Freakers look good. And you do also.  You guys have been sending us pictures from facebook, twitter, emails, your blogs and I think it's time that we shared that love. This is going to be a weekly or mon...
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