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RussianFreakCakes: Lost in Translation

Today we found this little tidbit on the worldwidefreakweb! Design Zoom, we want to thank you from the bottom of our freakhearts for this piece of beauty.  Oh wait, it get's better.  Devastated by the fact that none of the Freakerteam is actually fluent in the Russian language, we...
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Freak of the Week 13.0!

In celebration of the month of October, our weekly pun contest for the month of October has the common threads of spook! Last week we took a kart ride down memory lane with Bowser's Castle. And the winners of 150cc Freak of the Week areee..... David Crainshaw: Sure that's not brewer's cas...
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Brookville Gets Superfreaked!

The other day, the literal Home of the Freak got Freaked. And it was fantastic. There were sweet jamz provided by Justin Parson & Kent Michelitsch, kiddie playfests, and unlimited sandwich glory-grillins.  All photos taken by the mystical man Bill Stein, except for those taken by Davi...
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Trick or Freak!!

We have new freakers! All the rumors are true! And we have been shaking in our boots not only because of all the excitement but also because they are spooky and we have short tiny nerves. So I would like to officially introduce you to the newest members of our family... This here is Devilsock....
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Professionalism!

We were recently featured in The Fayetteville Feed! As always, we made sweet interview love via the phone. We have unbounded respect for The Feed for publishing some of the absurdities. Our personal favorite: FEED: No, I have not yet touched a Freaker. Crain: It feels good o...
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ChicaGoGos

The past two days have been busy busy like the bees (BEADS?) in Chicago. Thursday, we had a special Freaker lunch for America's Finest News Source - The Onion. It was quite the joy and also the first time an angry passer-by asked if we had all of the correct city permits to throw a free-grill...
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Gobias Industries.

You know, we're trying our best not to choose favorites today, but I thought it should be made public that Buster the Freaker is getting real jealous right about now.  And for all you skeptics out there, we have a little gift from JBateman himself..  Oh, the glory!
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Norwegian Good

We're not sure what they're saying but we do know that they're freaking. And they're freaking hard. Scandinavian freakmasters 2011! 
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Freak of the Week 12.0!!

 So last (last-last) week, we mourned the departure of Summer with For the Love of Olive as our Freaker of the Week! Your words make us melt and we wish we could give everybody who participates unlimited presents, but for now we have to choose 2 winners every week for your playa playa puns. ...
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CalmerPash

Today we found a delicious little nugget! Front page of Palmer Cash?! Let's celebrate! This calls for at least 14 cupcakes.   
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Wilco Warriors!

 Tuesday night, Wilco's new album, The Whole Love, was officially released and they rocketed off into space (AKA Raleigh) with the first show of their tour! Our long lost (but soon to be returned) Oliver Mellan, our dearest of dears Justin Mitchener and the wonderwoman herself, Leigh Vo...
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World Wide Freak Web 2.0

Gents and Ladies, we must tell you: your fabulosity floors us. Be it Twitter, Facebook, Blogs, or cyberkinetics, you're lookin' real freaky. All day everyday. We wanted to show our love and share yours! So here is another tribute to you in all of your freakdom. Thank you, from the bottom...
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