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New Wilco Freaker!
Remember that time the album Yankee Foxtrot Hotel was released? Of course you do. You rode around in your Honda Civic with all your friends talking about how Wilco is your generation's last hope for musical redemption. Guess what? That was officially 10 years ago. Rev up the Civic, it's time to celebrate.
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Freak of the Week: Ride Or Die Romance
Charles Hirt: I Dip my weiNer iN ketchup, theN I dip 2/3 of it iN mayoNaise, theN I dip 1/3 iN blueberry preserves. TheN I cover it with aN expaNdable freak to keep it hot. Better thaN a buN.
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And the victor is..
For the last week, in-office fighting has been a fiery battle of rage over the re-naming of our beloved American Flag Freaker. We asked communities, took polls, attempted blackmail, and almost turned World Freaker Headquarters into a steaming pile of knit fury. Well, the end is finally here, my little nuggets.
And the victor is....
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Bottle Battles
The conversations of violence have taken a regressive turn as the original "America the Freaker" fans are now rooting for "Home Team," while the "Din Viesel" lovers are campaigning for ......Craigslist. This is semantical philosophy at it's symbolic finest, folks.
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Freak of the Week: USA USA USA!
Last week we asked you what your Hakuna Matada is for our wisdom-stick Freaker friend, Rafreaki. As always, there are 2 winners - 1 for the comment that made us giggle the most furiously and the second one chosen by a particularly odd rabbit hat technique. For the giggle champion, the Rafreaki award goes to...
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New Freaker! Boxtruck Playdates! Cape Fear Reprezent!
There's a new Port City Freaker on the block, children. The Freakerteam & boxtruck are going to be in full force tonight at the Wilmington Downtown Sundown Concert series circa 6! Tonight, the Stevie Ray Vaughn Tribute band is going to be on the river, and as always, it's super free!
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Freak of the Week: Life-Goals Edition
The only words I could make out of wisdom were swim, mods, dim, sod, mows, miso and sow.
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David's Multiple Personality Sing-A-Long
That's right, folks. It has been confirmed: David Adusei is also completely nuts
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Signature Artist Series: Jessie Williams & MineMine Mania!
The very first designer to take the Freaker mold and make it her own is the fabulous founder of Edge of Urge: Jessie Williams! Ladies and Gentz, I would like to introduce you to..... MineMine!
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Freak of the Week: Wis-Dome Edition
And the letters he spewed out were "V" "O" "R" and "H," making the second winnnnnner.... Ivan Christopher Christo!!! This was his (hysterical) submission:
"Bradolf Pittler"
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McFly to retire (AKA time travel doom!)
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Start writing your eulogies. There are only 3 McFly's left in stock and the tough decision has been finalized that we will not be making another production run of him. If "The Freakerteam" was "The Mafia", we would be "offing" McFly.
Moral of the story: 3 lef...
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