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Party Cat!
I have three things to bring to your attention:
1. In case you were unaware, a 3D rendition of Jurassic Park is hitting theaters nationwide in April.
2. Christmas wreaths make dashingly chic scarfs for plus-size reptiles.
3. There is a tiger striped Freaker design named Party Cat that is exclusive at The Villager in Auburn, Alabama, or on their website! And it is fierce.
That is all. We love you.
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Boys are Back in Town
Gentlemen, start revving your engines. Ladies, start snapping your fingers. The boys are back in town in one last grandiose gesture of rock-n-roll.
This is the last shipment of Lumbersmack & The Dude before our new line sweeps 'em out in early 2013. So grab 'em while you still can and freak the night away! ENCORE ENCORE!
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Bikini Turf Wars 2012!
You know that consolation proverb for the love sick, "there are other fish in the sea?" Well, you've been living a lie.
Last year this little babe was made as a sample of a design. We decided not to run it in production, therefore there is only one in existence! (Gentlemen, please calm down, she is spoken for.)
So here's my question for you: Should we clone her? With science!? The future of scantily clad women on Freakers depends on you!
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Damn thing gone blind.
Tricksters! Retreaters! Take heed! Come hither! SpookMasterFlex is here!!
Introducing: Black Betty! Only 250 have been made of this maiden (bam-ba-lam!) and the damn things gone wild (bam-ba-lam!>
She's going to be creeping around on our website for one week only, and then meet her doom next Wednesday, October 31st. Getchu some of that special sauce, while supplies last!
Happy Halloween, little spiders!
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Survivors! (...Beyonce?)
These Freakers have been voted off the island!
Going into KnitRetirement this Friday!
Half of our Freaker line came to us this morning asking for early-retirement-benefits. Only 18 of our beloved Freakers wanted to stay in production. The rest, well, get em' while you can because they may never be made again!
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True Story, Bro.
Yesmam', Freakers really do fit on all of these things.
#PinkyPromise #CrossMyHeart #SomethingAboutNeedlesToTheEye
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She's Back! The Evolution of The Adrienne!
Adrienne has been resurrected!
With a whole 1.5 weeks of being "Sold Out," the little mama has made a victorious come-back and is currently what some scientists call "hot off the press." Welcome back, silly goose. In celebration of this journey, here's a photo slideshow of Adrienne's evolution:
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Too Cool for School?? Free Freaker Alert!!
Did you already get your Lisa Frank trapper-keeper? Good. What about your new finger paint & collegiate textbooks? Good, good. And your Back To School Freakers? Oh! Let me help you with that.
For 3 days only (until 8/31/12) buy any 3 Freakers and get a free No. 2 & Mine Mine for free! Nerdies Unite!
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Fab: The Redux
Do you love Freakers?
Do you passionately yearn for some of the discontinued styles?
Do you only have itty-bitty-baby-dollars in your piggy bank?
FAB.COM IS FOR YOU!
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Box Smox
It's boxday at the office! New screens are made, new ink is white & new boxes are on their way to freaking the world!
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