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A sneak peek at our latest videojam
Obama? Obama is that you?!
Meanwhile, who can spot the astonishingly freakerless bottle monstrosity?! THE HORROR!
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Adventures in the Goodwill
One of the reasons why we love Goodwill so dang much:
1. Fancy duds like this:
2. They rarely kick us out for putting lady shirts on our legs.
3. They let us release our inner spirit of Vin Diesel (AMERICA!) with newly learned terms such as "spangles"
REJOICE!
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IT'S OFFICIAL! We're patented adults!
We got our very official US Patent in the mail today!
It has a gold stamp and swirly typography! That's how you know it's good.
Celebratory patent dances abound!!!
Unfortunately for the US government, patents look suspiciously like coloring books. It took all of our s...
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Zoo Animals
This morning we woke up to the published article on Zach in The Music Initiative! While giving the interview, it never registered that "The Music Initiative" may be a music magazine, and our dear Zach was a little confused as to why his interlocutor was so focused on bands. That should expla...
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Timeline of Important Events: Freaker Version
Ladies and gentlemen,
We have pretty heavy news for you. You may want to sit down for this. I apologize in advance if this news dampens your otherwise joyous day, but breaking broadcasts of deeply-felt importance like these are sometimes necessary.
I'm not sure how to ad...
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Valentines Special-T(SA)
Today we found a statement that we full heartedly can stand behind! Are you ready? OK GO!:
“Remember back in grade school? You make those little Valentine folders and you would decorate it and make hearts out of construction paper and then you’d tape it to your desk and then, on Vale...
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Right back atcha, work!
Today is a joyous day across the nation! Celebrations and festivities are erupting from sea to shining sea! We don't even know how to contain our immense excitement and we've been worrying all day that we may explode from a fit of ravaging happiness!!
Today is the day that employed Ameri...
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Dopplefreaker
A fun freak friend Ben made a startling discovery yesterday afternoon that we could not be more overjoyed about.
There really are no more words to describe what we're feeling right now. Only one resounding image to answer all questions
Yall ready for this? :
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De-Grumblifiers
Today, we're feeling a little grumbly. It's probably because we have eaten ZERO tacos today (this is about to change immediately.)
But even though our grumbles tried to bring us down, we re-found this little gem that cheered us right back up. So in case you're feeling empty from the ...
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GasStation Mishaps
Zach and Oliver have launched themselves into space (Pennsylvania) to build rockets (a trade show booth) because they are manly manly men that build things. Do you know what else manly men do? They go to gas stations and hang out with all the other manly men. There is a clause up for debate ...
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He Went To Freakers
Life's little moments are special. The twinkling twinkles can be twinkly.
Make sure that this season, you hold these memories close to your heart.
This season, make sure you freak and get freaked.
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