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Hotspot Hometown
I saw this photograph posted by Front Street Brewery today and HOLY SMOKES, YALL... Having Wilmington as a homebase is cooler than a penguin in the depths of an ice-berg ice-cave in ice-land (not to be confused with Iceland.)
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And the victor is..
For the last week, in-office fighting has been a fiery battle of rage over the re-naming of our beloved American Flag Freaker. We asked communities, took polls, attempted blackmail, and almost turned World Freaker Headquarters into a steaming pile of knit fury. Well, the end is finally here, my little nuggets.
And the victor is....
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Bottle Battles
The conversations of violence have taken a regressive turn as the original "America the Freaker" fans are now rooting for "Home Team," while the "Din Viesel" lovers are campaigning for ......Craigslist. This is semantical philosophy at it's symbolic finest, folks.
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Because... For Freedom!
Like any good beginning to an Independence Day celebration, we put on our "Hey man, you know that's actually not America but Texas, or Puerto Rico, or Chile...right?" shorts.
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The Evolution of Cuppow!
This was a match made in heaven for Freaklovers everywhere - coffee in a sippy-cup mason-jar is all fun&games until a series of unfortunate events stemming from your hands getting too hot lead to your eyeballs getting accidentally poked out. FREAKERS TO THE RESCUE. What a rosy world.
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Freak of the Week: USA USA USA!
Last week we asked you what your Hakuna Matada is for our wisdom-stick Freaker friend, Rafreaki. As always, there are 2 winners - 1 for the comment that made us giggle the most furiously and the second one chosen by a particularly odd rabbit hat technique. For the giggle champion, the Rafreaki award goes to...
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Freak for Freedom!
Americanflags + Fireskies + Beauties - Beasts x Hotdogs / Gigglefests + ThatOTHERWillSmithMovieAboutAliens = 4th of July is next week! We love cultural mathscience soooo much, but not as much as we hate bottle sweat & moist handshakes that would otherwise be patRIOTic.
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Chronicle Books & Freaker Giveaways!
Mark Twain once said that a classic is a "book that people praise but don't read."
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Steamy Journeys Down Under
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Upon the realization that "The Silver Slipper" was not in fact a strip club, the Freakerteam suddenly awoke from Pedro's sultry (HOT.) hypnosis & raised their fists of justice.
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Adrienne's OTHER Alter-Egos
Did you guys hear about that guy who tight roped across the Niagra Falls from US into Canada last week? ...So what you're telling me is that this man not only spent $1.3 million to legally stroll into Canada, but his family has been doing the same thing for 200 years? This dude is nuts. You know who is equally nuts? Adrienne.
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Here's Photo Stock Explaining Why We're Still Recovering
For those of you who weren't able to make it to our 1-year birthday party on June 10th, I'm pretty sure you're fed up with us flaunting how much fun you could have had. I understand your woes and all those regrets for opportunities missed.... but too freakin bad. Here are some of the finished photos of the ShakeParade & ShakeQuake.
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