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Jailhouse Rock & Sock
On August 21st (that's this Saturday!), the little nuggets at Edge of Urge are throwing a slightly-belated but extra-awesome birthday party! They, like Foxtrot Yankee Hotel, are just turned a full 10 years old! (Little known fact: Edge of Urge & Foxtrot Yankee Hotel have playdates all the time. On the playground. Because they're 10 years old.)
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New Wilco Freaker!
Remember that time the album Yankee Foxtrot Hotel was released? Of course you do. You rode around in your Honda Civic with all your friends talking about how Wilco is your generation's last hope for musical redemption. Guess what? That was officially 10 years ago. Rev up the Civic, it's time to celebrate.
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Bogatte Bomboclat!
SURPRISE, MY FRIEND! YOU'VE STUMBLED UPON BOGATTE! Make yourself at home, take off your shoes, get comfy.. these women have joy-supplies for days.
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InstaFrand
Hey there boys & girls. Follow us on instagram & let's get weird.... together..... forever.
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Makin' Friends.
LOOK AT THAT SASSY BABE IN THE MIDDLE!
(And no, I'm not talking about Leigh in a sequined butterfly shirt. She's alright, but check out that angry beauty in the pink pants! SAUCY!)
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The correct answer is...
These were some of your official answers:
Wearing Clothes. / This photo was taken tomorrow. / Elves don't wear watches. / No beard on the elf. / It looks like the elf is being held against his will for the picture when he clearly needs a potty break. / ...Honestly, I can't find three things RIGHT with this photo.
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Dispatch from Slovenia: Rockstar Edition
This morning we woke up to the most beautiful message in cyber-space coming from a land far far away. The Slovenians have struck yet again with their mighty sword of excellence.
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Growing Up
Justin's birthday was last night.
Lauren turned into a pumpkin & the birthday boy paralyzed half of his face. In celebration.
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Our Failed Attempt to Cultivate Street-Cred in Hotlanta.
So once upon a time (yesterday.) three of the freak warriors ventured into the fiery depths of a magical land called Atlanta.
Sidenote: Yes, this is our 2nd time to Atlanta this month. We're trying to get enough local street credit that when a middle-aged predator at a dive bar asks us "You come here often?," we can rightfully say "Why yes. Yes we do come here often."
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Freak of the Week: Ride Or Die Romance
Charles Hirt: I Dip my weiNer iN ketchup, theN I dip 2/3 of it iN mayoNaise, theN I dip 1/3 iN blueberry preserves. TheN I cover it with aN expaNdable freak to keep it hot. Better thaN a buN.
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Overwhelming Thursdays!
This morning we updated our "store-locator" page to include the Canadian stores that carry Freakers!
Holy smokes! Seeing a graphic representation of our North American Freakfriends is SURREAL!
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Reign of Multi-legged Terror
It was if "cries of disgust & screams of panic" were Justin's evolutionary mating call. He was at the scene of the roach-crime almost immediately like a knight in shining anti-roach armor.
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