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FreakAWay
Joel, not quiet yet use to life in a boxtruck, is slowly turning into Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Here, we found him with a make-shift turban chewing on an unlit cigar. Evidently, this had been happening for quite a while (through the entirety of Indiana) and when we finally let him out (in...
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HilariousHighlights of Mishap & Good Fortune
A few memorable moments from the past couple of days via Chicago!
Threadless decided it would be a good idea to use some of us for t-shirt product shots. We can only hope that they were not expecting them to turn out even mildly sane.
I know you can't read this, but th...
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ChicaGoGos
The past two days have been busy busy like the bees (BEADS?) in Chicago.
Thursday, we had a special Freaker lunch for America's Finest News Source - The Onion. It was quite the joy and also the first time an angry passer-by asked if we had all of the correct city permits to throw a free-grill...
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There's nothing worse than roadside surgery, you know?
When Oliver gets in work mode, the lighting automatically adjusts itself to look like a Jim Jarmusch film. It's real weird, but we don't ask questions.
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Chivalry & Bruises for ze lady's honor!
A couple months ago, we found out that the dearest lady in all of the land did not invite us to her office's beach party. We threw an unprecendeted hissy-fit and reverse-blackmailed her with an erotic onslaught of pseudo-nudie photographs we took of ourselves in Home Depot. Our plan was that the ...
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Intergalactic PekingTory
Once upon a time in a land pseudo-close by, there were weekly celebrations of Chinese Food (yes. capital F.) from Peking Gourmet in downtown Wilmington.
But times are dark, seeing that we have been geographically separated from our fellow Peking lovers, and the travelling Freaker brigade h...
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Corporate Etiquette.
A couple days ago, as we mourned the death of aroused beetles due to the relatively low density level of the world's Freaker population, we mentioned our Freaker USA business meetings.
This one is for all the h8erz out there who didn't believe that we had ultra-serious-business-meetings...
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Gobias Industries.
You know, we're trying our best not to choose favorites today, but I thought it should be made public that Buster the Freaker is getting real jealous right about now.
And for all you skeptics out there, we have a little gift from JBateman himself..
Oh, the glory!
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Mockery Solutions
So last night 5 men got together to sing congratulatory songs to Lauren. She did not particularly express thanks nor joy at the man-party, but we all know that secretly she enjoyed it. Instead, she took away all their Freakers and agreed to eat some of their cake.
And then she went to ...
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I see no Freakers, all I see is sweaty fingers.
For those of you out there in the world that are not paying attention to the other universe (Twitter, of course), I have a little nugget for you. Yesterday was a turbulent day of rewriting Tupac lyrics, to what now seems to be "no apparent purpose." But seriously, a good portion of Octo...
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Re-uniFreakcation!
We got Oliver back!
And somebody somewhere was looking down on us, because security wasn't even called when we violently tackled him at the airport! Halfway through rolling-around-on-the-Arrival's-concrete, we realized what this onslaught of brutally expressed love must have looked like to the ...
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