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The past two days have been busy busy like the bees (BEADS?) in Chicago. Thursday, we had a special Freaker lunch for America's Finest News Source - The Onion. It was quite the joy and also the first time an angry passer-by asked if we had all of the correct city permits to throw a free-grill...
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There's nothing worse than roadside surgery, you know?

When Oliver gets in work mode, the lighting automatically adjusts itself to look like a Jim Jarmusch film. It's real weird, but we don't ask questions. 
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Intergalactic PekingTory

Once upon a time in a land pseudo-close by, there were weekly celebrations of Chinese Food (yes. capital F.) from Peking Gourmet in downtown Wilmington.  But times are dark, seeing that we have been geographically separated from our fellow Peking lovers, and the travelling Freaker brigade h...
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Mockery Solutions

So last night 5 men got together to sing congratulatory songs to Lauren. She did not particularly express thanks nor joy at the man-party, but we all know that secretly she enjoyed it. Instead, she took away all their Freakers and agreed to eat some of their cake.  And then she went to ...
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Washington, Revisited

 A couple weeks ago we lost all senses (in the fun way!) in Republic, Washington. Just recently, the dear Kate released photos taken by a wonderful man named Laosy John. Here is the photographic evidence of our weekend in the frontier lands: 
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LA Freakers! (A fairy tale)

Today, as we ate cheese sandwiches in a rest-stop in Iowa, a sudden realization hit us square on the face. (It only hurt a little bit, so all of you out there who are frantically worrying for our health, please feel comforted.) The realization was about how much we love rooftops and saucy lad...
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Knees, Bras & Ska!

The Freakerteam is on the long and winding road, (edit: the long and sometimes slightly curved road) from Colorado to Chicago via Nebraska. Here is the statistical breakdown, thus far:  4,689 cows  935 fields  6 repeats of that one Drake song.  3 official Freakers  ...
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Boulder Bash!

FireFreakFabulosities! The Freakerteam has successfully trucked it's way into Boulder, Colorado! After wallowing in the little tastes of excellence that happen to be impossible to miss, we have stumbled upon an event that is in need of a good freaking.  If you are in/around/near or wande...
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FreakFairyTale BoxtruckBuddies!

So once upon a time in a far away land named Denver, Zach and Lauren stumbled across a dozing dozer with bright socks on. We both stood in wonder and wondered where in the world would one have to wander to find such wonderfully colorful socks?! Yearning for knowledge, we made a game plan. &nbs...
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Little America!

  So once upon a time in Salt Lake City, we were in a coffee shop asking strangers if they would like presents. One of said strangers looked up and exclaimed "Oh! Is it a Freaker?!" and we were strangers no more! Tiny world unfurled! Sadly enough, the Salt Lake Mormon Temple ca...
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The Absurdities of Portland Bums

Last Saturday, we threw a grilled cheese extravaganza for the city of Portland. And while the party people partied it purple, we have to crown the true winners of the night to the Portland-Bound Vagabonds that we plagiarized for 5 hours via Twitter. We are still celebrating their fabulosity. Let'...
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Portland Party Pups!

Freak out! 
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