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Portland Party! Today! YAY!
Hey Portland! We are enamored by you, and to show our appreciation for your fancy friskiness we want to grill our cheese in your honor. (No, not sexually. I think.)
Come to Colonel Summers City Park today around 2:30 (and beyond!) for a grilled cheese freaker btruck superb extrav...
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House of Creatives
The Freakerteam is wallowing in the bicycles, mustaches & unlimited coffee supplies of Portland, and the Northeast coast seems so far away (...probably because it is. Geographically. Scientifically.)
But the truth is, that science + geography ≠ time schedules. So we're going to ...
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When Cougars Attack: A Freaker Guide
1. Don't make any sudden movements.
2. Don't resist the de-shirting process.
3. Try not to visibly cower in fear. You like it and you know it's true.
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Distractions in A-Minor
So on the last leg of the drive to Portland, we came across some beautiful bumps that caused only the slightest of delays (shocking!)
Firstly, we successfully picked up our 2nd-ever hitchiker! Included came a KITTEN! Oh! Most joy-filled roadside find of the day!
Well that didn't take lo...
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Travelogue: Frontier Friends!
Last weekend, the Freakerteam got to party in a town so small that the US government doesn't technically consider it a "town." Welcome to one of the last bonafide "frontier" communities in the Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks: Republic, Washington.
The grand ol' glory of Washi...
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Oregon (Freak) Trail
Portland, we are on a mission impossible (mission-totally-possible, but this doesn't bring up the weird Tom Cruise visuals) to freak you in all of your Oregonian (Oregononon?) glory. Proof positive: We've forded the river & the doctor tested all three of us negative for yellow fever. Saddle u...
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San Francisco Treats!
Photo by the lovely Denise Cottin!!
San Francisco, you just schooled the rest of us in the eternal debate of what hipster sharks would look like.
Party in the Park!
Somehow somebody left what seems to be a puppy-puppet theatre in our truck.... of...
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Instuctables Party!
Today we're throwing a city-wide grilled cheese party for San Fran! Yesterday we trekked it downtown and freaked Instructables on their lunch break! Now we're going to plow you with photos of just that.
HotGlossSauce
One thing we got to check off of our life to-do list...
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San Fran Grilling of the Cheese Party! Today!
San Francisco!!! Today we're throwing you a grilled cheese party because we've realized what it is to love a city (and I mean "in love" rather than just the love that people reference their salads with...)
Swing by Dolores Park circa 2-6ish for free grilled cheese, freaker sales, ultimate dancem...
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Innercity Shower Situations
....are sparse.
Violating San Francisco since ..... three days ago.
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ReTREAT! Esalen, California!
The Freakerteam got the honor and the pleasure of being invited to Esalen in Big Sur, California.
Coming as a suprise to no-one, we were brimming with pure joy.
This here is Oliver's father. In case anybody was kept up late at night wondering what Oliver...
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How to Build a Freaker USA Grill(ed cheeze!)
Let's play a game! Everytime we make a Will Smith reference, you get to read those words just as he would sing them! FAMILY FUN TIME! Ok, ready?
Well this is a story all about how our cheese got freaked & grilled all around. As the Freakerteam ventures into the Wild Wild West (we're going st...
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