Freaker Friday: Bernard Goods!

There are specific moments in life that make you feel uncharacteristically badass. Shredding Smooth-by-Carlos-Santana-featuring-Rob-Thomas-Of-Matchbox-Twenty on air guitar. Finally finding a place to wear your secret assless leather chaps. Throwing your shoe across the room & killing the cockroach on the first try. The parking lot after a Fast & Furious premiere. ...Then the Paul Walker song comes on, you find yourself crying in the passenger seat, and the moment is over. Today we b...


Freaker Friday: Wild Wander!

Wanderlust is a magical thing. Wanderlust took Dennis Rodman to BFF-ville, North Korea. Sean Penn found El Chapo via wanderlust. Lance Bass's wanderlust almost took him to the moon. (RIP to Lance's broken dreams.)  We're here to encourage your child-like wanderlust with reckless abandon... with a little help from our friends:  WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the natural history all-stars, The Wild Wander! A husband-and-wife team of naturalists, illustrators,...


Freaker Friday: NFL Players!

Ritualistic dance moves, superstitiously assigned-seating, lucky cross dressing, and foam fingers - letting the world know that INDEED, your team is #1! When trash-talking becomes a competitive sport and excessive beer drinking is the uniform, you're officially ready for some football. The world of game-day rituals is a vast and magical. We're here to help. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring our line of NFL Player Freakers and Freaker Feet! Wearing jerseys and...


Freaker Friday: Dog + Bone!

Adventure time is always better with the inclusion of certain elements:  Something reliable. Something excitable. Something pliable. And of course, something furry.  Your dingos are your prime time partners in crime. Dress them accordingly.  WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the clean classics of Dog + Bone!  With simplistic design and dependable durability, Dog + Bone's collars and leashes are crafted to last. Continuing the tradition of our love affair with ...


Freaker Friday: Wild Medicine!

As a child, did you ever make a time-capsule for your future self to find? Were there pogos and poloroids and pogs and pokemon and polio?! Did it include a mosquito encased in amber to preserve your DNA so future generations could make a theme-park with your unsuspecting clones? I KNEW IT. Life finds a way. Stay wild, child. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the cool collections of Wild Medicine! Wild Medicine is a team of badass women bringing the healing and...


Freaker Friday Is Back!!!

When CEO Zach Crain was a little boy, he wanted to be "Jean Claude Van Damme" when he grew up. Mullet? Check. Splits? Check. Time traveling karate super-stardom? Getting there. One of the silliest perks of working at Freaker USA is coming up with new designs and wonkydonk weirdo concepts. Even though Zach did not grow up to be a Belgian martial arts master, he's a litttttttttle bit closer to that dream with the help of our new karate [pork] chop friend, Jean Claude Van Ham. We don't think we...


Freaker Friday: Wyatt Little!

Today we're celebrating the ingenuity of unexpected objects. Fancypants international spies get the most credit for wacko gadgets, with their pencils that double as rifles, and pet ferrets with micro-chipped webcams. But what's stopping the rest of us from joining in on the fun? Ladies and gentlemen, it is with extreme and wonky honor that we introduce you to the James Bond of plantlife. Ready? GO: WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the king of unorthodox plante...


Freaker Friday: July Nine!

Has the swell of excitement for summertime adventurism hit you yet?!!??!! Close your eyes, remember being 9 years old- school just let out for the summer, and your brain is ON FIRE with excitement for upcoming adventures. Now imagine being 9 years old forever. Congratulations! You have just discovered the secret for living happily ever after.  Summer is here. Let's roll out, y'all.  WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the all-star cheerleaders for Team USA - July ...


Freaker Friday: Wildwood Grilling!

Grill master. BBQ boss. Smoking specialist. Cookout captain. Summer is unofficially here and the pros are out to play. But what is a king without a crown? A panda without a webcam? A bachelorette party without weird phallic accessories? All the pros know that the right accessories are half of the equation. We're here to help. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the grill-masterminds of Wildwood Grilling!  This environmentally-aware family-owned business was found...


Freaker Friday: Moon Rivers Naturals!

Captain Planet sure knew how to use the elements (and his minions.)  Earth. Fire. Wind. Water. ...and also some kid who failed science class and thought "heart" made the VIP list. The Captain isn't the only one who uses natural elements for The Dopeness. Each and everyone of you is the captain of your own planet, and we want to know what element keeps your in orbit. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the calming simplicity of Moon Rivers Naturals!  Nestled deep i...


Freaker Friday: Curio Spice!

Curiosity killed the cat, huh? Was there an autopsy? Who exactly was responsible for this cat? Please don't tell me it was Schrodinger. As a species, cats should consider a restraining order on that guy.  Curiosity can be blamed for more than just cat massacres. Curiosity is a desire to KNOW. Curiosity propels inspiration forward and finds the inner child hiding within all of us. Long live the curious! Long live the cat!  WHAT YOU'RE WINNING:We have 5 care packages this week featuring the yum...


Freaker Friday: In Blue Handmade!

Once upon a time, a Freaker was handmade. It all started when Zach Crain was living in his car, gallivanting around the country, and wandered into a Stitch-And-Bitch knitting group in Wilmington, North Carolina. He learned to knit a beer koozie and BAM! The next generation of insulating-kickassery was born.  To be fair, he was a terrible knitter and soon turned to local manufacturing - but that one handmade Freaker sowed the seeds for something weird and wonderful.  Now, we want to see what ...