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Black Freakday SpecialTEES!
In celebration of the Beat-Everyone-Up-At-Walmart national holiday of Black Friday, we have created some super special deals just for you (under the condition that you will not beat up anybody at Walmart... today.)
For every 15 & 30 pack, we're including a free Freaker shirt!**
Wha...
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Danksgiving
Yesterday, pilgrims and Indians and Freakers and families drank too much and then at some point remembered there was food involved. The best part of Thanksgiving, however, is the moment of clarity where everybody realizes just how thankful they are for whatever it is that they are thank...
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Uncertain Times
We live in a revolutionary era - the future is uncertain. Beware, young maties. Hoodlums are taking to the streets. Predators are taking to your information.
And the face of raw, brutal, authority-defying ultimate anarchy is staring at us with a sock on his nose. It's time to look back in...
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PBRaunchy
Today we got a very special care package from PBR.
It started out as a very pleasant experience...
And we got so excited that we had to go out into the sunshine and skip around the concrete fields for a bit.
But wait a second.. What is this?! OH! How CONVENIENT!&nbs...
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Polarollios.
As we've been not-so-covertly interlacing our daily activities with Polaroid pictures, we wanted to show you some that will NOT be going in your Christmas packages. And by "some," we really just mean that one of Zach's underwear drying outside of our office headquarters. Unless you specially requ...
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CucalorusRollOver
As we mentioned yesterday, we're just a tiny bit drained from the onslaught of a fantastic weekend and as we crawled through Monday, we found evidence of the Spirit of Raging Past.
Wah-lah!
Saddest-Freaker-Ever in action.
Dedicated to that girl we met in a taxi, I...
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Repercussions of Cucalorus Weekend
After 4 days of Cucalorus kook dazes, the Freakerteam has degenerated into a Zombie Collective.
We're too tired even show you how tired we are, so instead, we're going to use photos from Friday afternoon, we we happened upon a set for One Tree Hill and made ourselves right at home after a ...
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Cucalorus & The Freaker Tit Fairy
Last night was the official opening party of Cucalorus film festival! The Freakerteam came out in full force and costumed themselves as what was originally suppose to be "wizards." That lasted for approximately 10-15 minutes and then the characters degenerated into was was so eloquently named The...
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World Wide Freak Web 3.0
So remember that day that you posted your immaculate photos of Freakers on Facebook? We do too. Let's relive that moment. Because it was glorious.
If you're not connected with us on Facebook, please come like us! We're making a big transition to a "page-Page" from our "we're-not-actually...
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Shake It Like Your Polaroid Photo Seduction.
As mentioned earlier, we will be sending unique Polaroid pictures of the Freakerteam in with each one of our holiday packages.
Here is another sampling of the special sauce that was just shipped off in a love package to Studiomates & SwissMiss. Zach's not wearing pants. Lauren is ass...
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Interview Procedures
Today we got a new intern! We would like to formally introduce you to the newest member of the Freakerteam!
- His name is Nolan.
- Nobody has asked him what his middle name is yet, but we're all going to assume that it is Ray. Just like Justin Mitchener.
- He (pr...
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Boogers
Look at this little toot trying to crash our trimming party. Freaker distractions? Never!
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