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Atlanta freakdom
For the past week, we've been freaking Atlanta at a trade show. These things are massive. These things are serious. These things are alot of stern faces and financial talking-abouts. Obviously, these things are alot of things that we are not necessarily good at.
However...
Freak...
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Silly kid, Trix are for Freaks!
We've been playing a sick joke.
In recent days, Leigh has been dressing up like Lauren.
(This isn't hard to do. All you need is black lace, caffeine, & a mischievous smirk. Oh, and an anti-hairbrush.)
We've been convincing everyone at the tradeshow that th...
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URL IRL
Universal Resource Locators... In Real Life!
The internet is a no-man's land? Hardly. There are kind kings & bourgeois bosses & the lovely ladies of the lan (Ahaha!)
Yesterday, we got the honor and the pleasure of meeting, greeting & freaking 3 of the internet's superst...
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Zach Actually Got a Haircut.
The other day when we revealed the big-secret shocker-moment season-finale that Zach got a Haircut, you may have thought we were joking. (We were joking, because Zach is not actually Daniel Faraday, but alas, we were not joking about the seriousness of scissors.)
Ladies and Gents, a...
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Cupcake Communion!
Yesterday one of the lady members of the Freakerteam had a surprise birthday party! Oysters (edible!) and puppies (not edible!) and fireworks (not edible!) and ....GIANT CUPCAKES (superbly edible!) were abound!
It was such a fantastic birthday that we decided to make new Sunday rituals t...
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Adventures at the Edge!
Yesterday, our favorite sparkle kittens at Edge of Urge needed a Freaker re-order. Seeing that they are approximately 4 minutes away from The Freakeroffice, we delivered them with strength and vigor (like DragonSlayers of stealth!)
We were on a mission. And we were going to claim victory...
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A Grand Return & Bodily Experiments!
Oliver came back to Wilmington today!!
We knew when we smelled a Sneaky Hat (not to be confused with The Sneaky Hat) lurking around the corner.
He brought us goodies!! His MamaBear sowed us a life sized Freaker! Fun for hours!
Oliver! We're so happy to have you back! How c...
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Teusdousand & Twelve
It's the first Tuesday of the year! CELEBRATIONS ABOUND!
In the only way we can hoopla correctly, we gathered together friends, cardboard cutouts, and a couple of spray bottles to make sure that Tuesday, January 3rd, feels as special and deserving as any other Tuesday from past years.
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A freaky look at a freaky year
It's the second day of the last year of all the years according to that ancient culture that really enjoyed counting years!
So instead of looking forward to a bleak future of DOOM, today we're going to rewind 363 days and reflect on 2011 in all of it's freak.
January:
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Graduation to Professionalism
Back in November, we gave a little chitchat at UNCW for the Wells Fargo Entrepreneurial Speaker Series.
Zach can pronunciate an entire sentence without breaking out in a fit of giggles (this is a pseudo-lie.) Oliver can bring his prosthetic arm Trish to academic gatherings (she was a huge...
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Right back atcha, work!
Today is a joyous day across the nation! Celebrations and festivities are erupting from sea to shining sea! We don't even know how to contain our immense excitement and we've been worrying all day that we may explode from a fit of ravaging happiness!!
Today is the day that employed Ameri...
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Merry Freakin Christmas: A Bedtime Story
This is a Christmas story. It's about the search for knit truth in a dark world of sweaters and poorly-made beverage accessories.
Once upon a time in a land far far away, there was a Freaker family....
There was a Freaker papa and a Freaker mama and a Freaker manchild. They ...
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