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Now, The World Is Probably Ceasing To Spin
"Let's not let Snooki's pregnancy overpower the fact that Justin Bieber turned 18 today."
-World News Analysis as provided by Miss Alisha Payne.
Food for ...thought?
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Star-Gazers & Visionaries
We don't know this man, but if you do - please deliver him infinite high-fives.
Sources tell us that his name is Ben, which is a well-known street name for Peter Pan. If anybody sees this man on the streets, tell him we vigilantly say "GOOD WORK"
Freak on freakin on, color world.&nb...
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Re-purposing Urban Outfitter's Chinese Made Knockoffs! For nature!
Some of you may remember the "incident" with Urban Outfitters.
Some of those some of you may remember that we ordered one of their "wine coozies' for the funsies.
Some of the some of those some of you may remember that it was such a blasphemous version of our Freaker babies that we d...
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Oliver's Berfday; Parental Discretion Advised.
Once upon a time, Oliver Mellan was born. (Born from a woman, just to clarify) Last week, we celebrated this historical event with valor & also a little bit of velour. Here is the documentation that this shindig actually happened, because it would have been debatable without them:
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Sexy Sax Payback
Alternative Title: WE CAN PLAY THIS GAME TOO, YOU BIG DREAM-CRUSHING JERKS.
Yesterday when the Freaker Office discovered that the Travelling Freaks had met their collective hero, Sexy Sax Man, they all but cried. (This is a lie. Some of them actually did cry.) So the office decided that they were allowed to follow their dreams just as solidly as Zach and Oliver had followed the office's dreams.
And thus emerged a beautiful love-phoenix from the ashes of Sexy-Sax-Man-Grief:
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Surprise Parties of the Unprofessional Variety!
We're real happy with what we find everytime we break into the Kickstarter offices unannounced.
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New York!!!! Come Play With Us!!!
New York, we're back!
The Freakerteam is currently setting up for New York International Gift Fair!!! If you're also planning to go to the Show, please stop by and boogy with us. Because you know for a fact that we have a break-dancing floor in our booth. #TrueStories
We're Booth #1...
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Winter Wonderland in Secret Barns & Freaker Baths
Winter finally showed its shining face for a brief second a couple days ago. While most of the Freakerteam was revelling in 65 & Sunny, a couple of us got a winterwonderland magic day.
While driving up to New York for the International Gift Show, the ladies de' freak were caught in a...
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Freaker Use #82751
Yesterday, we got the honor and the pleasure of frollicing in the fields of Fringe Union, a Somerville-based creative collective that specializes in craft beer, roof gardens and an entire galaxy of things that you didn't know you needed until you found them. We internally exploded with inspi...
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Mega-Meta-Mania
We're freaking out over here.
#VisualPhilosophyJustPunchedMeInTheFace
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