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Smistmas Smarties!
We heard somewhere that real offices take all of their employees out and feed them and plow them with alcohol for Christmas. I think they call them "smoffice smistmas parties" or something like that. So we followed suit and last night we had our very first annual Freaker Christmas Party! It went ...
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Handyfreakz!
Our other third, Zach and Oliver, left us alone in the office (huge mistake) two weeks ago. They had embarked on a journey to Pennsylvania to build a tradeshow booth for an upcoming show in January. We would like to reiterate that they built this with their bare hands because they are manly men a...
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Dopplefreaker
A fun freak friend Ben made a startling discovery yesterday afternoon that we could not be more overjoyed about.
There really are no more words to describe what we're feeling right now. Only one resounding image to answer all questions
Yall ready for this? :
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New uses for Freakers: Fair Game
We've recently discovered that our favorite laundromat carries local craft beers for a dollar. One dollar.
A good portion of The Freakerteam has taken the obvious call to action. BUT, even though you think this is a win-win scenario, academics would beg to differ...
Here is what ha...
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Hey, Ladiez.
In our series of awkward Polaroids, we bring to you our proudest Merry Christmas wish of all time.
Whatchu doin? Oh nothin chillen at the Happy Holidaze Inn.
For each Holiday pack you get (10 + up), we include personalized polaroids, infatuated love notes, and hand-scr...
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GasStation Mishaps
Zach and Oliver have launched themselves into space (Pennsylvania) to build rockets (a trade show booth) because they are manly manly men that build things. Do you know what else manly men do? They go to gas stations and hang out with all the other manly men. There is a clause up for debate ...
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Sneak peak!
On the set of the greatest romance Christmas video ever made.
You will laugh. You will cry. You will be overcome by the joy of the season, in an epic show of passion and chilly confusion.
Coming soon to an Internet near you.
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Kung Freaked Fu!
Christmas came early for us at the Freakerteam last week. We received a treasurechest of goodies from Kung Fu Nation, the musical industry demigods that are responsible for the Wilco Freaker! Ever since that fateful day, our ninja skills have increased by at least 69% and we have been p...
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Zach's Blindfolded Birthday Ball
You guys want in on a little known fact about Zach? His birthday is December 1st. That was yesterday. He is that guy who never willingly discloses the date of his Get-Born, and unfortunately for him, we are the type of office that exploits those types of guys.
And what do you get the guy...
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Mom! We made the news!
Last Friday, WECT local news covered the Freaker non-Freaker debacle!
Even though we missed the full coverage (we all have to make sacrifices for tacos sometimes), the reporter sent us this very special screenshot of our creep-skillz.
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Smurban Smoutfitters
Last week when we found the non-Freaker Freaker on Urban Outfitter's website, we were a little dismayed. This was yet another example of a multinational corporation outsourcing small designer's ideas without permission or compensation.
But then all of a sudden, an army of freak warriors...
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The local news gets Freaked! Tonight!
Breaking News:
At approximately 11:23 am today, on November 25th, 2011, WECT news interviewed the Freakerteam on the recent revolt against Urban Outfitters sparked by the corporation's production of a Freakeresque rip-off. Words were said and handstands were performed, and The Freakerteam...
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