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Vertical Horizon (HAH! Remember them!?)

Dallas, who is 6'8, helped us screen print boxes this weekend.
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Pete Gets Weird For the Germans

He gets it from his papa.
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Box Smox

It's boxday at the office! New screens are made, new ink is white & new boxes are on their way to freaking the world!
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Reign of Multi-legged Terror

It was if "cries of disgust & screams of panic" were Justin's evolutionary mating call. He was at the scene of the roach-crime almost immediately like a knight in shining anti-roach armor.
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And the victor is..

For the last week, in-office fighting has been a fiery battle of rage over the re-naming of our beloved American Flag Freaker. We asked communities, took polls, attempted blackmail, and almost turned World Freaker Headquarters into a steaming pile of knit fury. Well, the end is finally here, my little nuggets. And the victor is....
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Bottle Battles

The conversations of violence have taken a regressive turn as the original "America the Freaker" fans are now rooting for "Home Team," while the "Din Viesel" lovers are campaigning for ......Craigslist. This is semantical philosophy at it's symbolic finest, folks.
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Freaker Fashion Tutorials!

 Dang! That looks like the exact same shape that a rolled up Freaker would make!.....Wait a hot jimminy minute....
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Freak of the Week: Freedom Edition (PSYCHE!)

  The first one to hit the inside of his mouth would be deemed the "winner," which is a pretty odd terminology considering the circumstances...
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Freakshack, USA

Where we sit our butts everyday: The Official Freaker World Headquarters.
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Dark Ages

Our internet wasn't working until 12:39 today. Life without it was very very confusing.
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Still On This Train

A woman yelled at Alisha on the phone today.  So we SuperDraked her.  For comfort. 
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