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A sneak peek at our latest videojam
Obama? Obama is that you?!
Meanwhile, who can spot the astonishingly freakerless bottle monstrosity?! THE HORROR!
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Compromises
Our office toilet has been broken for two days now and our plumber has, for some odd reason, decided to succumb to property management bureaucracy. This is what we have:
And this is what we want:
So we added "Go find us this potty" to Zach's errand list for the da...
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Now, The World Is Probably Ceasing To Spin
"Let's not let Snooki's pregnancy overpower the fact that Justin Bieber turned 18 today."
-World News Analysis as provided by Miss Alisha Payne.
Food for ...thought?
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Sexy Sax Payback
Alternative Title: WE CAN PLAY THIS GAME TOO, YOU BIG DREAM-CRUSHING JERKS.
Yesterday when the Freaker Office discovered that the Travelling Freaks had met their collective hero, Sexy Sax Man, they all but cried. (This is a lie. Some of them actually did cry.) So the office decided that they were allowed to follow their dreams just as solidly as Zach and Oliver had followed the office's dreams.
And thus emerged a beautiful love-phoenix from the ashes of Sexy-Sax-Man-Grief:
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A Grand Return & Bodily Experiments!
Oliver came back to Wilmington today!!
We knew when we smelled a Sneaky Hat (not to be confused with The Sneaky Hat) lurking around the corner.
He brought us goodies!! His MamaBear sowed us a life sized Freaker! Fun for hours!
Oliver! We're so happy to have you back! How c...
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Teusdousand & Twelve
It's the first Tuesday of the year! CELEBRATIONS ABOUND!
In the only way we can hoopla correctly, we gathered together friends, cardboard cutouts, and a couple of spray bottles to make sure that Tuesday, January 3rd, feels as special and deserving as any other Tuesday from past years.
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Smistmas Smarties!
We heard somewhere that real offices take all of their employees out and feed them and plow them with alcohol for Christmas. I think they call them "smoffice smistmas parties" or something like that. So we followed suit and last night we had our very first annual Freaker Christmas Party! It went ...
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Handyfreakz!
Our other third, Zach and Oliver, left us alone in the office (huge mistake) two weeks ago. They had embarked on a journey to Pennsylvania to build a tradeshow booth for an upcoming show in January. We would like to reiterate that they built this with their bare hands because they are manly men a...
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JockJamz + Games We're Too Old For = Hydration!
Today, everyone in the office is slightly sick and extremely dehydrated. But it's Friday. And it is a crime to be sad and sickly on Fridays. So we've created a new weekly national holiday for anybody out there who may or may not be feeling under the weather on Friday afternoons.
Lad...
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Freaks in Black! Exhilaration!
When we woke up this morning and flipped through the "news" we collectively almost peed our pants with joy. What "news" story could possibly induce an entire office to wet themselves, you ask?! The only one that will ever matter (this is a lie.) .... The Men in Black 3 trailer has officiall...
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PBRaunchy
Today we got a very special care package from PBR.
It started out as a very pleasant experience...
And we got so excited that we had to go out into the sunshine and skip around the concrete fields for a bit.
But wait a second.. What is this?! OH! How CONVENIENT!&nbs...
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