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Pulled from the interwebs today: Whatever the exact opposite of "upset" is... we're that. 

But we're still jammin on these.   #ForevaSaxy

We are always enamored when somebody finds new uses for Freakers like this and this and especially this one. Today's breakthrough, however, is extra-exceptional for a couple reasons:   1. How fashionable! How form fitting! How ultimately freaky! Carlton is looking especially dapper...

Alternative Title: WE CAN PLAY THIS GAME TOO, YOU BIG DREAM-CRUSHING JERKS. Yesterday when the Freaker Office discovered that the Travelling Freaks had met their collective hero, Sexy Sax Man, they all but cried. (This is a lie. Some of them actually did cry.)  So the office decided that they were allowed to follow their dreams just as solidly as Zach and Oliver had followed the office's dreams. And thus emerged a beautiful love-phoenix from the ashes of Sexy-Sax-Man-Grief:

Alternative Title: THE ULTIMATE DEFEAT IN THE BOYS VS GIRLS PRANK-CHALLENGE WITH THE BOYS COMING INTO THE UNDENIABLE LEAD AND THE GIRLS WEEPING SOFTLY IN THE BACKGROUND SUCKAAAAAZZZZZZ Alternative Alternative Title: THE BEST DAY OF OUR LIVES.  Yesterday as we danced around our tradeshow cube, we started to hear majestic murmurs.... splendid wisps of extravagance.... one might even say... careless whispers.  Before we go any further, we'd like to educate those of you out there who have never had the uncomfortable pleasure of experiencing the Sexy Sax Man: 

We're still in Vegas for Project!! It's the last day of the tradeshow! Come play with us!!!  Photo by the lovely folks at Project (via Twitter) 

Today we found a statement that we full heartedly can stand behind! Are you ready? OK GO!:  “Remember back in grade school?  You make those little Valentine folders and you would decorate it and make hearts out of construction paper and then you’d tape it to your desk and then, on Vale...

If you little kittens are in Vegas for the Nevadan trade shows this week, come say hi to us in Project! We're in an "accessories cube," which I'm pretty sure translates to "the future" in binary code.      We're #9107!!! PLAYDATES!

For all of you out there that are asking yourselves "Who is Sir Paul McCartney" ....The Arcade Fire would like to thank you for restoring their self-worth. And let's take a moment to reflect that 365 days ago, after Arcade Fire won their Grammy, this happened.  Fast forward to 2012...

Departure Gate!: 5 carryons, 4 am, 2 chaps, 1 goal: Dominate Vegas.  If any of you fine cats are in Vegas for Project this week, come see us. If you see the sparkly gentleman in rollerskates that will be screaming in Japanese, you know you're getting close.

  We assume she'll be up soon…

Ladies and Gentlemen,  Start writing your eulogies. There are only 3 McFly's left in stock and the tough decision has been finalized that we will not be making another production run of him. If "The Freakerteam" was "The Mafia", we would be "offing" McFly.  Moral of the story: 3 lef...