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Star-Gazers & Visionaries
We don't know this man, but if you do - please deliver him infinite high-fives.
Sources tell us that his name is Ben, which is a well-known street name for Peter Pan. If anybody sees this man on the streets, tell him we vigilantly say "GOOD WORK"
Freak on freakin on, color world.&nb...
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Re-purposing Urban Outfitter's Chinese Made Knockoffs! For nature!
Some of you may remember the "incident" with Urban Outfitters.
Some of those some of you may remember that we ordered one of their "wine coozies' for the funsies.
Some of the some of those some of you may remember that it was such a blasphemous version of our Freaker babies that we d...
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Oliver's Berfday; Parental Discretion Advised.
Once upon a time, Oliver Mellan was born. (Born from a woman, just to clarify) Last week, we celebrated this historical event with valor & also a little bit of velour. Here is the documentation that this shindig actually happened, because it would have been debatable without them:
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OSCAR WILD!!!!
As you know, last night, things got super freaky at the
annual Cucalorus Oscar fundraiser. Everyone looked extra fancy when the red
carpet rolled around. Black ties were recommended, but Zach opted to take his
outfit back to the roots of Oscardom.
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You Can Thank Leigh's Camera
A sneak preview of the documentation we found of Oliver's very classy birth celebration:
Unfortunately for the reader, there are more to come.
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Get Down With Your Fancy Self - This Sunday!!!
If your name is [insert-your-name-here], you have probably been experiencing FancyPants-Withdrawals since your last Christmas party.
Well we have an action adventure & a tasty treat for YOU! This Sunday, the annual Cucalorus "An Evening at the Oscars" gala is the fanciest February freakdom...
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Subliminal Note Passings!
Edge of Urge just made a very special specialty tab for Freakers! How special!
In an extra sweet gesture, they even took the extra strides to make a really flattering subliminal message. We think you may or may not smell nice also, Edge of Urge! You are the best!
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Timeline of Important Events: Freaker Version
Ladies and gentlemen,
We have pretty heavy news for you. You may want to sit down for this. I apologize in advance if this news dampens your otherwise joyous day, but breaking broadcasts of deeply-felt importance like these are sometimes necessary.
I'm not sure how to ad...
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Fresh Freak in Training!
Last week, Zach's sister had a BAAAYBEEE!!!! This was the result:
World, I'd like you to meet Otto Xavier Stein. The little freakydeak will surely rule the magic world of the freak kingdom someday!
(Photo: courtesy of Biandi Arts!)
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Seasick Mama in Wilmington! Tonight!
Our dearest dear of all the dears, Seasick Mama who runs the brilliantly charged House of Creatives will be in Wilmington tonight for a tasty listening party of her new EP, Dead Like Money! Come to Satellite to give the little lady a warm welcome to Wilmington and wallow in the collective freak!&...
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