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We can't officially condone this behavior...
But.... it's still awesome.
So..
Disclaimer: Freaker USA Inc does not officially condone drinking champagne on Monday afternoon in to-go cups in front of golf-cart cops while profusely bleeding because you were hit by a car earlier that morning while biking to the Fung-Wah.
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StreetHugs
The crew of Iron Man 3 has a very professional love note coming their way.
#Freaked
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Freakers on Fab! 50% Off Hyper-Extravaganza!!!
Holy smoly!! First-generation Freakers never to be run again!
Lusting over that peace sign Freaker your aunt keeps taunting you with? Did your favorite hooter get snagged by your roommate with the owl-fetish? We're getting rid of our discontinued styles for ooooober-cheap&nbs...
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Surprise Parties of the Unprofessional Variety!
We're real happy with what we find everytime we break into the Kickstarter offices unannounced.
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We are North American Madness! Winter Tradeshows Now Now Now!!
Oof! Tradeshow Fever!! The Freakerteam is still at the New York International Gift Fair and we're having dance parties all day everyday. Come see us and get freaked at booth #1654! In other tradeshow news...
For all of you exotics out there, we have a special tropical paradise surprise for you! ...
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New York!!!! Come Play With Us!!!
New York, we're back!
The Freakerteam is currently setting up for New York International Gift Fair!!! If you're also planning to go to the Show, please stop by and boogy with us. Because you know for a fact that we have a break-dancing floor in our booth. #TrueStories
We're Booth #1...
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LoveGlove from Above!
Oh my oh my oh my, that one day is coming up fast!
You know, the one where everything turns pink and little cherubs find heavy weaponry and it's kind of like a massacre but nobody can be that upset because cherubs with bows&arrows are somehow perceived as being "cute" rath...
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Cuppow!
Ladies and Gents, let us introduce you to our newest Favorite-Thing-In-The-World.
Do you caffeinate yourself via mason jars? Is your name SpillyVanilly? Do these two features haunt you at night with coffee stains and burnt fingertips? Boy! Do we have a shocker for you!
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Winter Wonderland in Secret Barns & Freaker Baths
Winter finally showed its shining face for a brief second a couple days ago. While most of the Freakerteam was revelling in 65 & Sunny, a couple of us got a winterwonderland magic day.
While driving up to New York for the International Gift Show, the ladies de' freak were caught in a...
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