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Freaker Use #82751
Yesterday, we got the honor and the pleasure of frollicing in the fields of Fringe Union, a Somerville-based creative collective that specializes in craft beer, roof gardens and an entire galaxy of things that you didn't know you needed until you found them. We internally exploded with inspi...
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Jon Stewart: Newt Gingrich "Freaker of the Spouse"
Google Alerts has been bombarding our inboxes all morning (sexually, of course.) with reports of Jon Stewart getting his freak on. What is this mess?! We have not freaked Sir Stewart...yet.
But the mystery has been since solved! Congress hasn't officially been freaked, rather our SEOs ar...
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Mailing Lists of FreakDoom
We would like to make a public announcement and also a "most-wanted" list.
Somebody out there (maybe it's you?! is it?! is it you?!) has been submitting the email address oliver@freakerusa.com to internet depths such as the Kellogs.com mailing list. No, we are not mad. We are actually quite im...
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SOPA Freakout Blackout
Friends and Freaks,
We usually try not to delve too far into the realm of political culture, but today is a special day. If you are not up-to-date on the SOPA and PIPA controversy, we hope that we can play a small role in helping raise awareness on the issue of net neutrality and censorship laws...
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Mega-Meta-Mania
We're freaking out over here.
#VisualPhilosophyJustPunchedMeInTheFace
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Atlanta freakdom
For the past week, we've been freaking Atlanta at a trade show. These things are massive. These things are serious. These things are alot of stern faces and financial talking-abouts. Obviously, these things are alot of things that we are not necessarily good at.
However...
Freak...
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Silly kid, Trix are for Freaks!
We've been playing a sick joke.
In recent days, Leigh has been dressing up like Lauren.
(This isn't hard to do. All you need is black lace, caffeine, & a mischievous smirk. Oh, and an anti-hairbrush.)
We've been convincing everyone at the tradeshow that th...
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URL IRL
Universal Resource Locators... In Real Life!
The internet is a no-man's land? Hardly. There are kind kings & bourgeois bosses & the lovely ladies of the lan (Ahaha!)
Yesterday, we got the honor and the pleasure of meeting, greeting & freaking 3 of the internet's superst...
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Zach Actually Got a Haircut.
The other day when we revealed the big-secret shocker-moment season-finale that Zach got a Haircut, you may have thought we were joking. (We were joking, because Zach is not actually Daniel Faraday, but alas, we were not joking about the seriousness of scissors.)
Ladies and Gents, a...
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Tradeshow VIP
I know what you're thinking. You're using all of your mental faculties to picture what the back-ends of a tradeshow would look like.
Dearest of dears, don't you fear. We are here to help you.
The Freakerteam is in Atlanta for a tradeshow RIGHT NOW! Let us give you a tour.
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Zach Got a Haircut.
But we didn't even need that significant of an excuse to put this on the internet. #FaradayForever!
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Cupcake Communion!
Yesterday one of the lady members of the Freakerteam had a surprise birthday party! Oysters (edible!) and puppies (not edible!) and fireworks (not edible!) and ....GIANT CUPCAKES (superbly edible!) were abound!
It was such a fantastic birthday that we decided to make new Sunday rituals t...
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