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Freak Festivities!
We'd like to share with you a little somethin somethin that we found in The Soapbox last night. Let us preface this with a statement: We have never been so honored to be hypothetically next to something.
BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!!
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NBC To be Subtly Freaked!
This morning we got a magnificent email! Here's a little snippet:
"On Monday, Kickstarter will be on national television. NBC's new long format newsmagazine, Rock Center, is set to air a segment that they taped a couple months ago at 10pm/9 Central.
The Freaker project video has...
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Merry Freakin Christmas: A Bedtime Story
This is a Christmas story. It's about the search for knit truth in a dark world of sweaters and poorly-made beverage accessories.
Once upon a time in a land far far away, there was a Freaker family....
There was a Freaker papa and a Freaker mama and a Freaker manchild. They ...
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Smistmas Smarties!
We heard somewhere that real offices take all of their employees out and feed them and plow them with alcohol for Christmas. I think they call them "smoffice smistmas parties" or something like that. So we followed suit and last night we had our very first annual Freaker Christmas Party! It went ...
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Handyfreakz!
Our other third, Zach and Oliver, left us alone in the office (huge mistake) two weeks ago. They had embarked on a journey to Pennsylvania to build a tradeshow booth for an upcoming show in January. We would like to reiterate that they built this with their bare hands because they are manly men a...
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The Ever Elegant Ellen
Last night a good friend tried to show us his newest film. Unfortunately for him, we realized that we didn't own a television and all of our computers were in the office because our house doesn't have internet. That is how technologically deficient we are in our free time. And it's quite sad.&nbs...
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Eloquence and Explanations!
"I can talk visually. I just can't talk... with.. you know... words."
-Justin Mitchener speaks on behalf of designers worldwide.
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Where to get yo' last minute freak on
Guess how many days until your stocking is expected to be stocked?! (We got this one wrong when we said "errr... couple weeks?")
Six! …Seis! …ستة ! …Sechs! …六! …छह! …Sei!! …шесть! …SIX!
If you are writhing in Christmas angst - Don't you fear! We have goodies for you!...
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Bye-Bye Buster
It is a sad day for the heyyyyyyyyyy brothers of the world. Our very last Buster sold today.
In memory of him and his love of loose seals, we are going to have a party with unlimited juice and it's going to be off the hook. Then we're going to fly, but maybe a little too close to the sun...
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JockJamz + Games We're Too Old For = Hydration!
Today, everyone in the office is slightly sick and extremely dehydrated. But it's Friday. And it is a crime to be sad and sickly on Fridays. So we've created a new weekly national holiday for anybody out there who may or may not be feeling under the weather on Friday afternoons.
Lad...
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Dopplefreaker
A fun freak friend Ben made a startling discovery yesterday afternoon that we could not be more overjoyed about.
There really are no more words to describe what we're feeling right now. Only one resounding image to answer all questions
Yall ready for this? :
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Wurk Revisited!
The other day a very special lady was helping us hand-screenprint all of our holiday packaging and she said something prolific: "You should make a video to show the world how hard you work! It looks like all fun and games but you guys work all day and work all night!"
Little did she know t...
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