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We Want YOU to Freak America!
Election season is breaking the horizon. We've all been here before and know that there are a couple popular sentiments that sweep the nation every 4 years:
1. "Hey guys, stop being jerks! Can't we all get along?!"
2. "My guy just got elected! Peace and happiness is here!" followe...
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Adventures at the Edge!
Yesterday, our favorite sparkle kittens at Edge of Urge needed a Freaker re-order. Seeing that they are approximately 4 minutes away from The Freakeroffice, we delivered them with strength and vigor (like DragonSlayers of stealth!)
We were on a mission. And we were going to claim victory...
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A Grand Return & Bodily Experiments!
Oliver came back to Wilmington today!!
We knew when we smelled a Sneaky Hat (not to be confused with The Sneaky Hat) lurking around the corner.
He brought us goodies!! His MamaBear sowed us a life sized Freaker! Fun for hours!
Oliver! We're so happy to have you back! How c...
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We're gonna name yo' baby!
Zach's sister (HI MANDI!) is about to pop out a baby. We here at The Freakerteam have taken it upon ourselves to name it. And yes, Mandi, we will name your baby. We've been brainstorming all day as to what that little thing will be called and we thought that we would share with you some of the hi...
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Teusdousand & Twelve
It's the first Tuesday of the year! CELEBRATIONS ABOUND!
In the only way we can hoopla correctly, we gathered together friends, cardboard cutouts, and a couple of spray bottles to make sure that Tuesday, January 3rd, feels as special and deserving as any other Tuesday from past years.
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A freaky look at a freaky year
It's the second day of the last year of all the years according to that ancient culture that really enjoyed counting years!
So instead of looking forward to a bleak future of DOOM, today we're going to rewind 363 days and reflect on 2011 in all of it's freak.
January:
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Resolutions of the New Year
When we saw Woody Guthrie's list of New Years resolutions for 1942, we here at The Freakerteam felt a surge of inspiration.
We really are so moved by this 70 year old document that we must plagiarize it's motivations.
So we're going to make a New Years li...
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World Wide Freak Web 4.0
Sometimes (everyday) we realize how magnificent you are and it overwhelms us. At first, these fits of euphoria were a little crippling. We didn't know how to handle it and sometimes found ourselves running naked in the woods as a feeble attempt to calm ourselves.
We've gotten better ...
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Freak the AirWaves!
Today the Freakerteam is feeling a little bit gritty. We're thrashing around the office screaming British obscenities (like "WANKER!") and headbanging to nothing in particular. We're about to smash guitars and shave our heads (except for Oliver. His mane of glory will not be touched.)
Wh...
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WHQ(f)R(eak)
Hey Wilmington! Tune into our local NPR tomorrow morning and/or afternoon! The Freakerteam prances around on the radio!
It will be airing at 7:35 am, 8:50 am, and also later in the afternoon! dang dang dang dang!
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Graduation to Professionalism
Back in November, we gave a little chitchat at UNCW for the Wells Fargo Entrepreneurial Speaker Series.
Zach can pronunciate an entire sentence without breaking out in a fit of giggles (this is a pseudo-lie.) Oliver can bring his prosthetic arm Trish to academic gatherings (she was a huge...
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Right back atcha, work!
Today is a joyous day across the nation! Celebrations and festivities are erupting from sea to shining sea! We don't even know how to contain our immense excitement and we've been worrying all day that we may explode from a fit of ravaging happiness!!
Today is the day that employed Ameri...
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