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New uses for Freakers: Fair Game

We've recently discovered that our favorite laundromat carries local craft beers for a dollar. One dollar.   A good portion of The Freakerteam has taken the obvious call to action. BUT, even though you think this is a win-win scenario, academics would beg to differ... Here is what ha...
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Pinky & The Freak in Slovenia!

We are one step closer to Freaking-The-World and feel like this should be one of the stranger episodes of Pinky & The Brain. The news is in and the rumors are true: Slovenia has officially been freaked.  Here are the offiicial photos of our official announcement: Official F...
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Local Showcase #3: Justin Lacy & The Swimming Machine

There is such an itty bitty space of time between now and Christmas and we've been showcasing local artists to help solve any confusion about who is AWESOME (community artists!) and who's NOT-AS-AWESOME (Goods made in big countries that aren't the USA!) Some of the past Local Showcases have ...
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De-Grumblifiers

Today, we're feeling a little grumbly. It's probably because we have eaten ZERO tacos today (this is about to change immediately.)  But even though our grumbles tried to bring us down, we re-found this little gem that cheered us right back up.  So in case you're feeling empty from the ...
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Help us fulfill our wildest dreams!!

There comes a time in every freaks life where they have a dream. Some may call it cuuuurazy, but most of you out there have had the same longing at one point or another. It's time for change. It's time for hope. It's time to realize that one day, if we all work hard enough, somehow someday that c...
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Out-Of-Towner Initiation Rituals.

Lauren has an old friend in town. Unfortunately for him, he's been bringing us homemade lunch everyday (including but not limited to: JALAPENO APPLE-PIE. Yes, you heard right) and to show our thanks we tackle him with love. And "love tackles" often include inappropriate polaroids.  ...
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Freaks in Black! Exhilaration!

 When we woke up this morning and flipped through the "news" we collectively almost peed our pants with joy. What "news" story could possibly induce an entire office to wet themselves, you ask?! The only one that will ever matter (this is a lie.) .... The Men in Black 3 trailer has officiall...
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Hydrant Revisited

Today, at least one of us took a shower. A real shower. The kind of shower that you find in bathrooms worldwide. With a faucet and heat options. During this shower, we became a little nostalgic about times and places where shower security was limited. Not all boxtruck-turned-houses have functioni...
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Box de' HandLove

We previously mentioned that along with odd polaroids of the Freakerteam lovin on you, we are currently shipping all of our holiday packages out in hand-screenprinted boxes. What does that mean for you? It means that we have labored into the wee hours of nights (all of the nights) sweetly&nbs...
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Hey, Ladiez.

In our series of awkward Polaroids, we bring to you our proudest Merry Christmas wish of all time.  Whatchu doin? Oh nothin chillen at the Happy Holidaze Inn.    For each Holiday pack you get (10 + up), we include personalized polaroids, infatuated love notes, and hand-scr...
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House of Creatives: DriveBys and HotTubs

So remember that time where we posted photographs and photographs and more photographs (and that sweet video!)  from a certain house in the backwoods of Pennsylvania? Yes! The House of Creatives!  For those of you who are in the throes of confusion, The House of Creatives is a collab...
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Local Showcase #2: Edge of Urge

Partly because Christmas is creepin' up, but mostly because we are so enthralled and deeply in love with geography (and also cake!), we've started to showcase local artists, local businesses, local juices and local _____(insert anything else relevant or not here)_____.  Yesterday, we...
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