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Multicultural Linguistics
We here at Freaker USA pride ourselves in our eagerness to engage in a wide variety of cultural interests. As previously expressed with trips to South of the Border and celebrations of women's rights, our levels of cultural tact and sensitivity are "off da hook."
That is why when pl...
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FreakFingers Across The Universe!
March 23rd, 2012 (that's today!!) is a very special day in our universal mission to Freak the World!
First off, we are packaging a whooooole boatload of Freakers and shipping them off to Japan! We are working like busy little worker bees to the endless soundtrack of classic cultural ...
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Hollywood Debut!!
Last night we got the first phone call of our new film careers! We called our chauffeurs and had them drive us around in bedazzled limousines and popped at least 69 bottles of sparkling grape juice. We sashayed onto the set and flawlessly nailed every scene in such a spectacular show of con...
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Freakin' Fire Power: Our New Distribution Method
Every Freaker out there proudly boasts "Made in the Freakin U.S.A!" and we could not be more proud. We have, however, started looking abroad for faster, more efficient shipping methods.
After sending a team to check out the Haitian Citadel, we think we have our answer.
Ladies an...
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Springtime Cross-Pollination!
It's that time of year where things like pollen & love are floating around like pesky little 'squitos. What better way to celebrate than to cross-pollinate your favorite things?! This works out extra great if "your" name is Freaker USA and your "favorite things" is Edge of Urge!
Thos...
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Still On This Train
A woman yelled at Alisha on the phone today.
So we SuperDraked her.
For comfort.
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Lofty Birthday Wishes
A couple weeks ago, our very own Oliver had a birthday extravaganza. We realized just how strangely the evening had devolved when we came-to in a laundromat at 1:30 am dancing in costumes that included but were not limited to: a unicorn, Sexy Sax Man, and the cast of a Lifetime movie about Britis...
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Smell the cookin
We woke up to this morning to a special treat on our internets:
Our immediate response was to hide in a corner and blush. Our second reaction was to send dear Lindsey a love song in the form of Jock Jams to communicate our hugs to her. But we got distracted.
This stand...
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A sneak peek at our latest videojam
Obama? Obama is that you?!
Meanwhile, who can spot the astonishingly freakerless bottle monstrosity?! THE HORROR!
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Adventures in the Goodwill
One of the reasons why we love Goodwill so dang much:
1. Fancy duds like this:
2. They rarely kick us out for putting lady shirts on our legs.
3. They let us release our inner spirit of Vin Diesel (AMERICA!) with newly learned terms such as "spangles"
REJOICE!
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Dispatch from SXSW: Grilled Cheese Jammin Fiesta! Today!
Hey Austin! Remember when we galloped in the fields together and snuggled over grilled cheese sandwiches? That sure was magical. I wish we could break the gooey-bread with you again... maybe today.
These are lofty dreams for us, but our dear Bake-Sale-Assistant Leigh Voli is currently in...
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