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We'll Be Right Back! pt. 3
After an accidental lunch at Cici’s Pizza Lauren passed out. She'll be up in a bit no doubt… stay tuned.
Graphic via the Oatmeal
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IT'S OFFICIAL! We're patented adults!
We got our very official US Patent in the mail today!
It has a gold stamp and swirly typography! That's how you know it's good.
Celebratory patent dances abound!!!
Unfortunately for the US government, patents look suspiciously like coloring books. It took all of our s...
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Compromises
Our office toilet has been broken for two days now and our plumber has, for some odd reason, decided to succumb to property management bureaucracy. This is what we have:
And this is what we want:
So we added "Go find us this potty" to Zach's errand list for the da...
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Airport Security
Last time we "experienced" an airport, a TSA agent sternly ordered Zach to "Shut your mouth, boy" after he was found hysterically giggling in the not-at-all-intrusive body scanners.
Yesterday, we had a dear & freaky friend fly into Wilmington and because it was his first time in our...
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Further Dispatch from FancyLand; Red Carpet Jungle Gyms
In an alternative universe of shiny bling and silk tophats, the Freakerteam is tumbling around on a red carpet. Two weeks ago, we went to Cucalorus' Evening At The Oscars with the intent purpose of being civilized adults. We failed.
When first entering the red carpet arena...
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Zooey: The Showdown
Zooey Deschanel continues to be the thread that will
unravel the delicate sweater that is Freaker, USA.
This epic ping-pong match of love has proved disastrous on a
Monday afternoon. Zach and Justin have each entrenched themselves on opposite
sides of the office, and the Freaker Team is s...
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Pinterest!
Dear world,
Can we be pin friends? We promise to keep a smirk on your face and, also, we think you are really really really great. Aside from our Freakerbabies & Freakyfinds, we're extremely fond of pinning gems.
The definition of "gems" being "Shaquille-O'Neal-Hangin-With-A-Baby-P...
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Zoo Animals
This morning we woke up to the published article on Zach in The Music Initiative! While giving the interview, it never registered that "The Music Initiative" may be a music magazine, and our dear Zach was a little confused as to why his interlocutor was so focused on bands. That should expla...
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Final destination XLII
Every now and then we enjoy taking field-trips to Google Analytics. This time around we found some arguably disturbing Google Searches that bring people to Freakerusa.com
Everybody, at one point in time have asked themselves what a "rainbow narwhal" and a "tit fairy" have in common. Rest ...
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SNL pseudo-kinda-almost gets Freaky.
Zooey Deschanel & the crew of Saturday Night Live are on a sidewinding track to get freaked! They'll get there someday. In the meantime, we'll continue to giggle incessantly over Bjork's octopus sweater.
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Austin! Leighelena Is Your New Freak Headquarters!
Once upon a time in a land exactly 1,364 miles away, we deemed Austin an official City de Freak. We laughed, we cried, we wallowed in the weird and then we were tragically forced to keep on keepin on.
But before we left the glory city, we discovered a haven of rusted brilliance in Leighe...
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Now, The World Is Probably Ceasing To Spin
"Let's not let Snooki's pregnancy overpower the fact that Justin Bieber turned 18 today."
-World News Analysis as provided by Miss Alisha Payne.
Food for ...thought?
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