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Fresh Freak in Training!
Last week, Zach's sister had a BAAAYBEEE!!!! This was the result:
World, I'd like you to meet Otto Xavier Stein. The little freakydeak will surely rule the magic world of the freak kingdom someday!
(Photo: courtesy of Biandi Arts!)
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Seasick Mama in Wilmington! Tonight!
Our dearest dear of all the dears, Seasick Mama who runs the brilliantly charged House of Creatives will be in Wilmington tonight for a tasty listening party of her new EP, Dead Like Money! Come to Satellite to give the little lady a warm welcome to Wilmington and wallow in the collective freak!&...
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We can't officially condone this behavior...
But.... it's still awesome.
So..
Disclaimer: Freaker USA Inc does not officially condone drinking champagne on Monday afternoon in to-go cups in front of golf-cart cops while profusely bleeding because you were hit by a car earlier that morning while biking to the Fung-Wah.
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Cuppow!
Ladies and Gents, let us introduce you to our newest Favorite-Thing-In-The-World.
Do you caffeinate yourself via mason jars? Is your name SpillyVanilly? Do these two features haunt you at night with coffee stains and burnt fingertips? Boy! Do we have a shocker for you!
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Winter Wonderland in Secret Barns & Freaker Baths
Winter finally showed its shining face for a brief second a couple days ago. While most of the Freakerteam was revelling in 65 & Sunny, a couple of us got a winterwonderland magic day.
While driving up to New York for the International Gift Show, the ladies de' freak were caught in a...
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Silly kid, Trix are for Freaks!
We've been playing a sick joke.
In recent days, Leigh has been dressing up like Lauren.
(This isn't hard to do. All you need is black lace, caffeine, & a mischievous smirk. Oh, and an anti-hairbrush.)
We've been convincing everyone at the tradeshow that th...
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Teusdousand & Twelve
It's the first Tuesday of the year! CELEBRATIONS ABOUND!
In the only way we can hoopla correctly, we gathered together friends, cardboard cutouts, and a couple of spray bottles to make sure that Tuesday, January 3rd, feels as special and deserving as any other Tuesday from past years.
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World Wide Freak Web 4.0
Sometimes (everyday) we realize how magnificent you are and it overwhelms us. At first, these fits of euphoria were a little crippling. We didn't know how to handle it and sometimes found ourselves running naked in the woods as a feeble attempt to calm ourselves.
We've gotten better ...
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New uses for Freakers: Fair Game
We've recently discovered that our favorite laundromat carries local craft beers for a dollar. One dollar.
A good portion of The Freakerteam has taken the obvious call to action. BUT, even though you think this is a win-win scenario, academics would beg to differ...
Here is what ha...
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Local Showcase #3: Justin Lacy & The Swimming Machine
There is such an itty bitty space of time between now and Christmas and we've been showcasing local artists to help solve any confusion about who is AWESOME (community artists!) and who's NOT-AS-AWESOME (Goods made in big countries that aren't the USA!) Some of the past Local Showcases have ...
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Showcasing Series #1: Local Fusion (and Blueberries!)
Christmas is sneaking up on us, ninja style. All stealthy and clandestine, December 7th (that's today!) just reminded us of how badly we need a calendar. Something else that we've been celebrating today is the fantastic caliber of local businesses.
It's overwhelming how much c...
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