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SwissMisstress

  Such Precious Moments! (Not to be confused with hot chocolate or creepy-anime porcelain-figurines.) Zach Crain & Tina from SwissMiss & Tattly have been joyfully reunited!
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Kinfolk-lore

Everytime we're in New York, we are forced by the laws of nature to spend hours upon hours in the greatest coffee shop that has ever graced this world. If "spirit animals" had a "spirit establishments" equivalent, Kinfolk Studios would be ours.
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Dopplegangers de Nord. (That are also probably also Nordic.)

We got an email late last night from the fine chaps at Cuppow that reads as follows:
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Men Mountains; Mountain Men

Zach's sister, Mandi Crain Stein, has finished a painting of our dear "tiger organizer." She probably already has it named & has a story behind it, but we're going to take this moment & ignore her creative freedom while also plagiarizing Irving Stone. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you - Mountains to Match My Man Beard: 
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Semantics of the Not-UnImpressed!

  "Whatever lingering doubts I had about this bizarre contraption of yours were assuaged by it's startling functionality and shockingly tasteful appearance."
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Freak of the Week: FancyFace!

  On the last episode of "I'm going to pretend that 2 weeks is actually 1 week" game show, we asked you "Ride or Die" on Bonnie's product page! As always, we choose 2 winners.
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The correct answer is...

These were some of your official answers: Wearing Clothes. / This photo was taken tomorrow. / Elves don't wear watches. / No beard on the elf. / It looks like the elf is being held against his will for the picture when he clearly needs a potty break. / ...Honestly, I can't find three things RIGHT with this photo.
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The Evolution of Cuppow!

This was a match made in heaven for Freaklovers everywhere - coffee in a sippy-cup mason-jar is all fun&games until a series of unfortunate events stemming from your hands getting too hot lead to your eyeballs getting accidentally poked out. FREAKERS TO THE RESCUE. What a rosy world.
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Chronicle Books & Freaker Giveaways!

Mark Twain once said that a classic is a "book that people praise but don't read."
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Adrienne's OTHER Alter-Egos

Did you guys hear about that guy who tight roped across the Niagra Falls from US into Canada last week? ...So what you're telling me is that this man not only spent $1.3 million to legally stroll into Canada, but his family has been doing the same thing for 200 years? This dude is nuts. You know who is equally nuts? Adrienne. 
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Here's Photo Stock Explaining Why We're Still Recovering

For those of you who weren't able to make it to our 1-year birthday party on June 10th, I'm pretty sure you're fed up with us flaunting how much fun you could have had. I understand your woes and all those regrets for opportunities missed.... but too freakin bad. Here are some of the finished photos of the ShakeParade & ShakeQuake.
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Benji Hughes Pt. 2 of 2 (TOOTOO TUTU!)

Google reports: "Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel, popularly known simply as Seal."
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