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The Troop Troupe
You (yes! you!) guys are the greatest of all the greats. If Alexander the Great, Catherine the Great, and Abraham Lincoln the Great all got together and somehow made a baby (science!?), you would be even greater than Weird Science Baby the Great.
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Semantics of the Not-UnImpressed!
"Whatever lingering doubts I had about this bizarre contraption of yours were assuaged by it's startling functionality and shockingly tasteful appearance."
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Bogatte Bomboclat!
SURPRISE, MY FRIEND! YOU'VE STUMBLED UPON BOGATTE! Make yourself at home, take off your shoes, get comfy.. these women have joy-supplies for days.
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InstaFrand
Hey there boys & girls. Follow us on instagram & let's get weird.... together..... forever.
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Overwhelming Thursdays!
This morning we updated our "store-locator" page to include the Canadian stores that carry Freakers!
Holy smokes! Seeing a graphic representation of our North American Freakfriends is SURREAL!
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Chronicle Books & Freaker Giveaways!
Mark Twain once said that a classic is a "book that people praise but don't read."
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Freak of the Week Update: THIS GIRL.
I thought I should give you all a fair warning of your competition. If the fair maiden that responds to the name "Lindsey Zimecki" ever figures out how to comment on the product page, you're all in for some cold hard "losing" in favor of her ambitious aspirations
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When I learn Japanese....
...I can only hope that there is a program equally as helpful as this one.
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RIP, Intern Matthew.
I'd like to share with you the onslaught of presents we collected for Matthew the Not-Dead Un-Intern that celebrate our tender memories together
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Freak-Your-Mom Special! Buy At Least 2 Get 1 Free!!
Let's be honest, everything good that you have, you probably Got It From Yo Mama.
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The BigKid Table Just Got Bigger
Today we got an email informing us that the big-kid table just got bigger. The newest interviewee is a technological hero and modern visionary.
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The Ultimate Flattery
This morning, we received a message (on the INTERNETS!) asking us if Zach was the previous owner of a 1995 teal Pontiac Grand Am. At first we were a little thrown off because the answer is unfortunately "no." Our next immediate reaction was a strange form of pity for a woman who may acc...
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