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You know that little hiking store owned by the obscure man with pet monkeys? What about the boutique that's employed 9 generations of the Rascallooney family? These places are awesome and so are you. Shop local! We've updated our locations page so that you can support your local community's economy while getting freaked! Go get 'em champ! What's that? You're in Europe? Guess what?! Freakers are on the British online haven Firebox as of... now! Save on shipping and ciao bella, voila, and carpe freakin' diem. HUZZAH! Also - Tomorrow is the last day to get 20% off of your entire order by using the code YOMAMA at checkout! GO MOMS! 

  Big changes have been going down in the Department of Mobile Freakdom Our baby Box Truck has spent all winter in a metaphorical cocoon, and now, with the help of Jeff, our local blacksmith, he will soon emerge a beautiful butterfly-on-wheels!

Mother's Day is roughly a week away, so let's take a moment for reflection. Mothers are known for their nurturing strength and unwavering love, but there are other countless attributes which make mothers the most heroic subsection of the human species. Example: You were an infant once. Would you still be wallowing in a cradle of your own filth if it wasn't for your mother? PROBABLY. For all their vigilence and selfless altruism, we say WORD. What Your Winning This Week: We have 5 care packages this week! Each one will come with a 3-pack of Word Notebooks (sturdy, clean and made in the USA!), a Your-Mom Freaker and a Freaker design of your choice! (Total retail value: $30) How To Enter: Show us on Instagram why your mom is a champion with the hashtag #WordMama for a chance to win one of the goody bags! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

Do you like your mom? You should. But do you LIKE your mom? Chances are that you like your mom and your mom likes you, but your mom also likes Facebook. Solidify your familial love triangle with the newest Freaker in our Lulz Line, aptly named Your Mom. If you missed it last week, there is still time to use our special coupon code for Mother's Day! From now until May 8th use this code to receive 20% off your entire order: YoMama

Spring is in the air! The birds are chirping, the flowers are blooming, and your living space is filthy. You decide not to go on with your vile self and thus Spring Cleaning is upon us. Naturally, we should all celebrate with a Freaker Friday Giveaway. What you're winning this week!:We've teamed up with the pretty little birds over at You Smell luxury soaps for this week's giveaway! There will be 4 winners who get this flowery care package: A YouSmell signature bar, 2 Paper Soap packs, a Hooters Freaker & a HeelTar Freaker!! (Total Retail Value: $40) How to Enter!: It's a Twitter chirping parade! Let us know what smell you're most excited to encounter during your Spring Cleaning this year with the hashtag #SpringFreaking for a chance to win one of the four care packages!!

In less than three weeks, we will all be gathering together to celebrate one of life's greatest beauties: Your Mom. Mother's Day is sneaking up on you fast, and if biology is any indicator, your mother loves to get freaked. From now until Mother's Day, use this code to receive 20% off your entire order: YoMama   OKAY LOVE YOU (and your mom. Mostly your mom.) BYE!!!

What's your pizza cat? Since the official launch of our internet-only Lulz Line earlier this week, we've been mildly (extremely) infatuated by the existence of Pizza Cat, a rare and indigenous creature of the internet. For this Freaker Friday, we're asking what your current internet obsession is! Do you have a .gif of hamsters on a piano you can't sleep without? Photos of Nicholas Cage on the moon? Gizoogle.net?! (It's amazing, I know.) What's YOUR Pizza Cat?! What You're Winning: We have a variety of 5 care packages for your this week, and all include a PizzaCat Freaker!! Let the week of the internet victories end on this good note! Keep reading to see whatchu get this time around! 

With the official release of Pizza Cat this week, we've been on a Pizza Cat Parade. We've found some gems hiding in the depths of the internet, and it is now our official duty to put them all in one solidified place. Together. Forever.  Without further ado, I present to you the best of the best of the Pizzacats, which are automatically the best anyway. Now take the best of that, and you have this... 

Why so grumpy, Cat? Welcome to the Lulz Line!! The world-wide-web is a special place and we want to make sure it's self-esteem is in a healthy place, so we've created a special line of limited-edition Freakers that can only be found in shady corners of the internet!! The very first Lulz Line Freaker was an effort to relieve grumpy cat's grumpiness with a universal common-denominator: pizza. Find comfort in Pizza Cat during those dark times when NO, you can not has cheezeburger. (Spoiler alert: the grumpiness prevailed.)

BBQ season is sneaking up on us, little chickies! What says "burger babes" more than iconic knee socks?! (The correct answer: "Most things do, dummy.") We've teamed up with the American-made sugarbutts at Gumball Poodle for this week's Freaker Friday Giveaway on Pinterest! What you are Winning: We have 5 care packages this week with a pair of Gumball Poodle socks, a Baberaham Lincoln, and an It's Pat Freaker! All Made in the USA! HUZZAH! (Total retail value: $30) How to Enter: Which Freaker character would you most like to have a BBQ with?! Follow us on Pinterest and re-pin your favorite Freaker character photo from our boards with a short explanation of why you want that person at your next outdoor get-together!

Some of you may just be visiting, but some of you live inside of the internet. No national census or voter registration cards can convince us otherwise. Don't worry, we're not here to judge, we just want to open your natural habitat up to it's booming tourism industry potential. Like all motherlands, the internet has national treasures and widely recognized symbols of pride. Unlike traditional border states, however, these treasures are ever evolving and change on a daily basis. We've put together a little brochure for visitors, but feel free to make any necessary additions. Without further ado, welcome to the Matrix. 

Today we made a couture outfit and patted ourselves on the back because we finally "got" fashion. AND THEN THIS HAPPENED and we immediately "un-got" fashion. That is all. (Alternative Title: TRUSTFALL SOUNDEFFECTS R DA KEWLEST.)