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  Let's take a moment and reflect on the fact that another seven days has passed. It's Friday! What that means? Staying up late, sleeping in tomorrow, cutting the grass, and, most importantly, more free things!

People have unique habits. Most of the time, the sum of all these habits adds up to people being "a little weird". Every now and then, all these "habits" add up to something darker, something more sinister.

OKAY, GUYS. Twitter recently bought a new phone app called Vine. Vines are comprised by short videos on a loop. Simple, yet hysterical. So! Here's our official call to arms: A.) Follow us on Vine. B.) Make painful mistakes with us and immortalize them in hidden corners of the Matrix. C.) Click on these links because I cannot figure out, after a full 6 minutes of research, how to embed the damn things.

Every Tuesday, we announce (via our newsletter) the winners of last week's Freaker Friday giveaway contests.  Today, however, we have a whole slew of winners both from Freaker Friday and our Who's Your Dirty Carl contest. So without further ado, here is a grand treasury of champions! If you're on the list, send us your shipping address & we'll send you goodies!!

Today is the last day to vote for your favorite Dirty Carl dopplegangers in our Who's Your Dirty Carl facebook contest!!! Go to the Facebook album and "like" your most beloved contestants!! Originally, the photo with the most likes wins the entire new line! But because we're (usually always) feeling a little frisky, we decided to add in some new prizes to the jackpot. Here's whatcha got: 1st place winner: The entire new line! (18 Freakers!) 2nd place: 12 Freakers! Any photo with over 100 likes: 5 Freakers! Any photo with over 50 likes: 2 Freakers! Like it all! Clickity click! Godspeed, clickers!

Good morning, America! As little rays of light worked themselves over the horizon this morning, they stumbled upon another Freaker Friday. (That means free stuff, y'all!) For the Freaker Circus newcomers, every Friday we pose a question, host a contest, and you, the people of the internet compete for our hearts and giggles, but mostly for a bunch of free goodies.  This weeks Freaker Friday giveaway goes back to a more simple time, where farmers profited from the sweat of their brow, and all the roosters hadn't lost their alarm-clock jobs to machines(pesky robots!). "How do I win?" you ask. Go to his product page and tell us why Foghorn crossed the road. What your getting: We have 5 packs of Field Notes to throw at you! These stylish memo books (MADE IN THE USA!!) are perfect for drawing treasure maps, writing down million dollar ideas, and sketching that beautiful robin that visits your bird-feeder. Winners receive a Field Notes 3pack, a Foghorn Freaker, & a Field Notes pen to make sure you make it to those early morning cockadoodles!

Ribbons have been cut, ceremonies have been grand. Today was the day that we unveiled the brand spankin' new line of Freakers! Here's some tips for you, in case you're wading in the swamps of order-confusion!: From now until Monday:  Sign up for our newsletter & you'll receive a Free Meta Freaker with any purchase!  Buy 6 or more Freakers & we'll throw in a Free Cuppow! Because... why not? It's Thursday! Let's wallow in it!

Holy smokes, baby birds!!! ABC sent us an email yesterday with this little tidbit of information: They decided last minute to nationally re-air our episode of Shark Tank this Thursday night at 8pm! If you missed it the 1st time around, tune in! I pink promise that it's incredibly silly! Also on the agenda for Thursday - get your party pants ironed. It's coming. The new line will be officially released! And now for the 6 winners of last week's Freaker Friday Giveaway featuring HICKIES areeee…

Have we told you lately that we love you? All the rumors are true. We love you from your frosted tips right down to your sloppy ol' tennis shoes. And when a company loves a person, they want to make their life easier. We want to give you HICKIES.  What this means for you: You will never have to tie your shoes again. (This is a game changer, y'all. Never. Tie. Your. Shoes. Ever. Again.) Based out of Brooklyn, HICKIES is an elastic lacing system that turn your lace-ups into slip-ons. This week for Freaker Friday, we will be giving away 6 packs of HICKIES and a Freaker of your choice! (Care package retail-value: $28) Keep reading to see how to enter! 

On Tuesday, we gave you a sneakpeak of our newest member of the Freaker Family: Dirty Carl. Now let me clarify, Dirty Carl happens to be a real person that we have the honor and the pleasure of knowing personally. Let this stand as a fair warning to everybody that we happen to have the pleasure of knowing personally: there is a very real chance that one day we will exploit you on the internet. In a doppleganger contest. For prizes. But mostly for the funsies. Without further ado, here are some of our favorite submissions so far for the Who's Your Dirty Carl contest!

You are the champions, my friends! It's time to announce the champions of last week's Freaker Friday. We asked you what The Rock (yep yep mmhmm yesmam Dwayne effin' Johnson) was slamming on Slamrock's product page for a chance to win one of 6 Paper Wallets & a Slamrock of your own! And the weiners are...

Who's your Dirty Carl? With the release of our new line fast approaching, we've decided to get frisky with you and give a lucky duck the entire new Freaker line before it's officially released. Ready? Yes. Welcome to the stage Dirty Carl, one of our new 18 styles! Whether it be your drummer cousin, neighborhood botanist, or the guy in your bathroom mirror.. everybody knows at least one Dirty Carl. Who is yours? Submit a photo of YOUR Dirty Carl (tweet it at us, instagram us, post it to our Facebook wall!) and we'll put your photo in our special Facebook album. Whoever's Dirty Carl gets the most "likes" wins the full 2013 line before it's officially released! Winner(s?) announced in 2 weeks! Go team go! (Yes. This is a Dirty Carl doppleganger popularity contest on the internet. No regrets.)