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Hey hotpants. It's Friday. It's Freaker Friday. If that sounds steamy to you, rest well knowing that you are doing everything right. HOW TO ENTER: We're in the midst of writing the greatest romance novel of all time but we've run into a poetic problem. We don't have a title yet. Caption this photo in the comment section below for a chance to win a care package of forbidden love! WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: This week's giveaway features a timeless romance between two star-crossed products. We're giving away the three sauciest Freakers with a Cuppow pack! That includes LoveGlove, Bonnie, Clyde, a Cuppow, and a 16 oz. mason jar!

Are you in New York for the International Gift Fair?! Oh lawdy, we are too!!! Here's why you should absolutely come visit us at booth #2755: 1. We have a present for you! Hint: It starts with a Fre and ends with an Aker. And no, it is not a French breadmaker. 2. Yesterday was Champagne Monday (yes, this is a real thing, don't ask questions.) Maybe there are some leftovers for yours truly! 3. We will serenade you with your favorite hits from 1992. Don't believe me? Try us. 4. Endless high fives and a loving peer-pressure to come bowl with us tonight. And now for the winners of last week's Freaker Friday Giveaway contest!!!

The Freakerteam is still in New York for bizznizz, but we're going to be taking a tiny break from Hustle City to partake in a small trip to the Hustle Lanes. Yep yep, tonight we're going to be at Brooklyn Bowl, knocking pins & sipping juice! Come grab a beer with us! We'd love to high five your everything! 7pm WOO!

Half of the Freakerteam is currently stationed in NYC for a gift show. Hailing from a week of beach days and sun shines, we forgot that snow, ice and Sasquach are a very real part of winter. We are freezing in our little boots, and therefore we want to make sure that you stay chilly also. Because that's love. For this week's Freaker Friday, we're giving away three Freakers & a Corkcicle, a package that would normally be $50. (Pssht: if you don't know what a Corkcicle is, it's a fantastic creation that keeps your wine chilled and you awesome. Check it!) Keep reading to unlock the mysteries of how to enter...

We woke up this morning with a startling realization. There are exactly 3 weeks from RIGHT NOW until Valentines day. What does this mean for you? One of the following, presumably:

Disclaimer: The above photo has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of this article. Did you black-out from excitement on Friday afternoon? Understandable. Here's what you missed: last week we launched the first installment in our new weekly giveaway Freaker Fridaythat means free stuff, guys! Here's how it works: Every Friday we'll announce a little contest, and every Tuesday, we'll announce the winner(s?) The SweetSpot on the Facebook giveaway from last week was…. Lindsey Lohan's pearl necklace!!! And the weiners are...

The time has come! The First Freaker Friday Giveaway has descended upon us. What does this mean for you?This: Every Friday you will now have the chance to win some Free Willy goodies that are completely unrelated to the movie except for the word "free." For our kickoff giveaway, we're going to play a guessing game with you. The above photo (an artistic interpretation of Global Harmony, for all of you that didn't "get it") has been posted to our Facebook page. We've chosen a particular place (THE SWEET SPOT!) in the photo that is the winning ticket. Go to Facebook, find this photo, and tag yourself in it! The person who tags themselves in the place closest to the sweet spot gets the prize! UPDATE: The Facebook robot is clammin' the jammin' and won't allow anymore tags. So SHARE THE PHOTO with where you think the sweetspot is for a chance to win! (Keep reading to see what that prize is!)

  From the dawn of time, one thing has excited human beings more than life itself. That, dear internet people, is free stuff! In order to celebrate this primitive tradition, we are starting our "FREAKER FRIDAY GIVEAWAY!". Every Friday we are going to come up with a creative way to get stuff from our office to your beautiful hands! Previous contests have used Twitter, Facebook, and other social media, these are all fair game, but not exclusive. You just need to be part of our newsletter to get the announcements. The first silly dilly starts tomorrow! Stay tuned, Little Lilos!  And now, for a complete history of free stuff:

BECAUSE FOR FREEDOM, KID!!!! ... This 10 year old is about to get the most baller package of his baller career. 

On a completely unrelated note, prepare yourself... Say byebye to any fragment of reality you were still holding onto. This is earth shattering. Scarlett Johansson / Young Christopher Walken That is all. I bid you adieu.

  On Tuesday, we decided to give away an exclusive design created by our art director. Let me clarify: when we say the word "exclusive," it is not in a pretentious manner. It is only exclusive because he made the design as a test for our new monster printer (no, really, it's 6 feet wide.) and in a fit of violent apathy he never actually saved his work. It was printed once and then lost forever.  Instead of hosting a poetry reading about lost beauty, we decided to give it away on Instagram to whoever could interpret what the hell "Getting Juicy With It" meant. In photo form. On the internet. With Freakers.  Now we have the impossibly stupid job of selecting a winner. There was technically only suppose to be one winner, because there is only one Biggie poster, but you are all so wonderfully odd that I feel the need to reward your peculiarities with rabid materialism. And the winners areeeeee:

... Psyche! Nothing is too cool for school because school ranks #1 on the Cool List. But guess what? School just got even cooler (now ranking at #2Infinity&Beyond on the Cool List!) due to the fact that 102 universities across the nation just got Freaked! Did your mecca-of-awesome take the plunge?! Here's the full list of collegiate bookstores that are now official vendors of the freak!