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Paper Wallets & Slamrocks! It's Freaker Friday! Earlier this week, we introduced Slamrock to the Freaker Family. We're not exactly sure where the name Slamrock came from, but there been have a couple guesses. Could it be the prehistoric Irish sister-village to Bedrock? Maybe it has something to do with mountain chiseling? NO. You're all wrong. There is only one rock in this world and it is The Rock. Dwayne effin' Johnson. Keep reading to see how you can enter to win a Paper Wallet & a Slamrock Freaker! There will be 6 winners this week!

Hey there, boogers. Sometimes it's easy to forget that companies are not run by robots, but real life people! People that have ears & eyes & smiles! Just like everyone else! Yesterday a duder named Carlos left these "special instructions" on his Freaker order: "I will require the entire FreakerUSA staff to open all doors, quickly yet calmly proceed to the floor and promptly walk the dinosaur. Pics or it didn't happen." We were originally going to do a Polaroid shoot and include it in his Freaker box, but alas! We forgot! So this is our formal apology. Carlos, wherever you are out there, please accept our dinostroll. Lovin' on you, world. -The Freakerteam!

New limited-edition Freaker Alert! Are you Irish? Of course you are. Everybody is Irish this time of year. It's one of life's mysteries that has baffled genetic scientists for centuries. In celebration, we have presents for you and your obviously legitimate heritage. Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to SLAMROCK.

Give yourself a pat on the back, internet. You did this. We wouldn't have made the brand new Babewatch without the frenzy of your turf wars. Remember this? Back in December, we found an old prototype of a design that was never run. Just for the funsies and without realizing the stark consequences, we threw a photo of our design sample into cyberspace.Instagram got feisty. Facebook became demanding. We had no choice but to listen to those living in the Matrix.

You did it! You survived Valentines Day! In commemoration of your victory, we think you deserve a drink. Not convinced yet? Have this convincing piece of information: It's Friday. It's Freaker Friday. What we're giving away: Two snazzy flasks from Give Studio. Anne Pageau is a whiskey-inspired type-nerd, designer and world class babe. We have Lights Out and Feeling Frisky flask designs up for grabs and a Freaker of your choice (retail value $30)! HOW TO ENTER: How to get 'em: It's a Twitter guessing game this week! Let us know how you think Justin & his girlfriend (the printer.) celebrated V-Day! Include the hashtag #FreakerFlaskFriday to enter for your chance to win!

  Do you have amazing ideas that will make you 1 gazillion dollars, 2 gazillion milkshakes & 3 gazillion yachts?

In last week's Freaker Friday giveaway contest, we asked you to reveal your tender side of sweet sweet romance in the form of a rhyme. There were hints of Shakespearean soliloquies, but overtones of Nelly.  What was up for grabs: A Rewined Candle & two Freakers!  The lucky ducks and their winning rhapsodys: 

  The official shoot for our new line has been mission accomplished!  Unfortunately there were some technical difficulties in the manufacturing realm, which has pushed back our release date for the new knit babies to early March. Eeeee!! In the meantime, here are some behind the scenes sneakpeeks of our new freaker face family!

For this week's Freaker Friday giveaway, we present to you a mood-makin love-shakin candle extraordinaire! Handmade in Charleston, South Carolina, Rewined candles are created into reused champagne bottles (FANCY!) and are scented like your favorite wines.

I have three things to bring to your attention:  1. In case you were unaware, a 3D rendition of Jurassic Park is hitting theaters nationwide in April. 2. Christmas wreaths make dashingly chic scarfs for plus-size reptiles. 3. There is a tiger striped Freaker design named Party Cat that is exclusive at The Villager in Auburn, Alabama, or on their website! And it is fierce. That is all. We love you.

Holy sugar cakes, Valentines Day is next week. Have you freaked your sweet yet?! Did they freak you back?! Lucky for you, we have the perfect duo to satisfy all of your freak needs! Bonnie & Clyde are here to save the day! Also! We're throwing in a free LoveGlove on all orders of 2 or more Freakers! And now for the winners of last week's Freaker Friday Giveaway!...

Taking vacations is an incredibly efficient way to rejuvenate the human mind. Some people relax by floating around the Bahamas with drink-umbrellas. Some enjoy hiking inhospitable terrains and buying kayaks that they will totally use. We get it. We just got back from a small vacation from the hustle and bustle of everyday life.  We took a journey into the depths of the internet. We brought you back some souvenirs.