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What's your pizza cat? Since the official launch of our internet-only Lulz Line earlier this week, we've been mildly (extremely) infatuated by the existence of Pizza Cat, a rare and indigenous creature of the internet. For this Freaker Friday, we're asking what your current internet obsession is! Do you have a .gif of hamsters on a piano you can't sleep without? Photos of Nicholas Cage on the moon? Gizoogle.net?! (It's amazing, I know.) What's YOUR Pizza Cat?! What You're Winning: We have a variety of 5 care packages for your this week, and all include a PizzaCat Freaker!! Let the week of the internet victories end on this good note! Keep reading to see whatchu get this time around! 

BBQ season is sneaking up on us, little chickies! What says "burger babes" more than iconic knee socks?! (The correct answer: "Most things do, dummy.") We've teamed up with the American-made sugarbutts at Gumball Poodle for this week's Freaker Friday Giveaway on Pinterest! What you are Winning: We have 5 care packages this week with a pair of Gumball Poodle socks, a Baberaham Lincoln, and an It's Pat Freaker! All Made in the USA! HUZZAH! (Total retail value: $30) How to Enter: Which Freaker character would you most like to have a BBQ with?! Follow us on Pinterest and re-pin your favorite Freaker character photo from our boards with a short explanation of why you want that person at your next outdoor get-together!

We hail from a rustic place of grace, North Carolina. We employ a blacksmith to hand forge all of our Freaker displays. His name is Jeff and he is a fantastic man. Recently, Jeff decided to drink a bottle of bad moonshine in the woods and ended up in the hospital. (Don't lose too much sleep, he's fine.) THIS IS THE MOST SOUTHERN $#&% I'VE EVER HEARD. So in celebration, this Freaker Friday is going to be about Southern Spirits (and making fun of how doofy Jeff looked in high school.) Keep reading to see how to enter to win 2 Freakers & a world-class Mason-Shaker - All made in the USA!!!

We've been feeling particularly saucy (this is a "gangster" word for "frisky") this week with the release of our newest Freaker, AutoToon. Due to this unexpected surge of swagger, we decided to spread the love (SWAG.) to you (Swagerlings.) This week in our Freaker Friday Giveaway, we've partnered up with the fine chaps at Good Worth & Co! We have 5 customizable keys that fit all Kwickset K1 locks so that your keyring will be fresher than LMFAOnade. Stacks on stacks, keys on keys, this is that trippy shift, mane. (Disclaimer: I don't actually know what any of this means. I'm new to this game.) Keep reading to see how to enter!

Late-night television is never a good place for little babies. The other night, Puffy, one of our babiest Freakers, snuck into the TV room after bedtime. His little mind was exposed to a classic 1992 drama about a man rejected by his parents, and raised by a flock of penguins. Puffy now believes he is “The Penguin” from Batman Returns and has set his sights on taking over Gotham City (Freakerville). Now, choose your own adventure: Tell us how Zach and the Freakerteam are going to Rise and restore order to the Universe (Freakerville.) What you're winning this week: We have 3 phenomenal products from WoodThumb - all made in the USA from reclaimed wood around the San Francisco region. There is a wooden tie ($40), a wooden bowtie ($36), and a wooden 6pack ($42)! Each care package will come with a Puffy & a Clyde Freaker, because... swank!  How to enter: Go to our Facebook page, find the Freaker Friday photo, and let us know how Zach should fulfill his new duties as Neo-Batman against the chaos of a nefarious knit penguin. 

  Let's take a moment and reflect on the fact that another seven days has passed. It's Friday! What that means? Staying up late, sleeping in tomorrow, cutting the grass, and, most importantly, more free things!

Good morning, America! As little rays of light worked themselves over the horizon this morning, they stumbled upon another Freaker Friday. (That means free stuff, y'all!) For the Freaker Circus newcomers, every Friday we pose a question, host a contest, and you, the people of the internet compete for our hearts and giggles, but mostly for a bunch of free goodies.  This weeks Freaker Friday giveaway goes back to a more simple time, where farmers profited from the sweat of their brow, and all the roosters hadn't lost their alarm-clock jobs to machines(pesky robots!). "How do I win?" you ask. Go to his product page and tell us why Foghorn crossed the road. What your getting: We have 5 packs of Field Notes to throw at you! These stylish memo books (MADE IN THE USA!!) are perfect for drawing treasure maps, writing down million dollar ideas, and sketching that beautiful robin that visits your bird-feeder. Winners receive a Field Notes 3pack, a Foghorn Freaker, & a Field Notes pen to make sure you make it to those early morning cockadoodles!

Have we told you lately that we love you? All the rumors are true. We love you from your frosted tips right down to your sloppy ol' tennis shoes. And when a company loves a person, they want to make their life easier. We want to give you HICKIES.  What this means for you: You will never have to tie your shoes again. (This is a game changer, y'all. Never. Tie. Your. Shoes. Ever. Again.) Based out of Brooklyn, HICKIES is an elastic lacing system that turn your lace-ups into slip-ons. This week for Freaker Friday, we will be giving away 6 packs of HICKIES and a Freaker of your choice! (Care package retail-value: $28) Keep reading to see how to enter! 

Paper Wallets & Slamrocks! It's Freaker Friday! Earlier this week, we introduced Slamrock to the Freaker Family. We're not exactly sure where the name Slamrock came from, but there been have a couple guesses. Could it be the prehistoric Irish sister-village to Bedrock? Maybe it has something to do with mountain chiseling? NO. You're all wrong. There is only one rock in this world and it is The Rock. Dwayne effin' Johnson. Keep reading to see how you can enter to win a Paper Wallet & a Slamrock Freaker! There will be 6 winners this week!

You did it! You survived Valentines Day! In commemoration of your victory, we think you deserve a drink. Not convinced yet? Have this convincing piece of information: It's Friday. It's Freaker Friday. What we're giving away: Two snazzy flasks from Give Studio. Anne Pageau is a whiskey-inspired type-nerd, designer and world class babe. We have Lights Out and Feeling Frisky flask designs up for grabs and a Freaker of your choice (retail value $30)! HOW TO ENTER: How to get 'em: It's a Twitter guessing game this week! Let us know how you think Justin & his girlfriend (the printer.) celebrated V-Day! Include the hashtag #FreakerFlaskFriday to enter for your chance to win!

For this week's Freaker Friday giveaway, we present to you a mood-makin love-shakin candle extraordinaire! Handmade in Charleston, South Carolina, Rewined candles are created into reused champagne bottles (FANCY!) and are scented like your favorite wines.

Hey hotpants. It's Friday. It's Freaker Friday. If that sounds steamy to you, rest well knowing that you are doing everything right. HOW TO ENTER: We're in the midst of writing the greatest romance novel of all time but we've run into a poetic problem. We don't have a title yet. Caption this photo in the comment section below for a chance to win a care package of forbidden love! WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: This week's giveaway features a timeless romance between two star-crossed products. We're giving away the three sauciest Freakers with a Cuppow pack! That includes LoveGlove, Bonnie, Clyde, a Cuppow, and a 16 oz. mason jar!