Freaker Friday: Movin' On Up!

While half of the Freakerteam has gone mobile, making stops and throwing parties on their way out west, the other half has some excitement of their own! Yesterday, we began the exodus from our Castle Street location to our new deluxe office in the sky! While we are so excited about our new space, it is hard to leave so many memories where we humbly began our journey! WHAT YOU'RE WINNING THIS WEEK: We have a stack of old polaroids, each with a unique memory from our office, that we want...


Freaker Friday: Bound For Anything!

FACT: The internet has everything. Anything. Abe Lincoln riding a bear? Yep. Pizza cats? Mmhm! Ryan Gosling refusing to eat cereal? Check. Sexy Freakin' Sax Man? GOT IT. When you open your browser everyday, you are bound for anything. And that's something to celebrate.  WHAT YOU'RE WINNING THIS WEEK: We have 5 care packages to give away this week featuring Bound For Anything notebooks! Made in North Carolina (RAISE UP!), Bound For Anything makes custom journals for all of you...


Freaker Friday: FreakerCheese!

Did everybody have a festive fourth?! How many fingers did you lose to fireworks this year?! Did you stuff your shorts with hotdogs only to get kicked off the set of Entourage? (...True story - I'll tell you when you're older.) Did you roll yourself up like a burrito with an American flag and roll down Mount Rushmore?! PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. We want to see! No matter what kind of festivities you found yourself a part of, we're going to make the assumption that every person i...


Freaker Friday: Poster Children!

POSTER CHILD FOR CELL PHONE SAFETY Firstly, we want to recognize that this should have been up on Friday. But it wasn't. And I take full responsibility if if the lack of a Freaker Friday blog post completely destroyed your Friday. We'll offer you a voucher for a free counseling email if you so desire. Mah bad. ONWARDS: In the midst of our carefree summer, as we bring another week to a close, we wanted to take a moment to warn the Freaker community about the dangers of walking. (...


Freaker Friday

Let's role play. Not in the dirty-way, but in the dirty-rap-way. Imagine that you are in a rap group called Jelly Jam Cake. Your fans don't only want the freshest tunes, they want the most delicious. To make make it in this game, your cake-mix will knead to rise to the occasion(Baking pun for the win!). WHAT YOU'RE WINNING THIS WEEK: We have 3 pairs of Jamboo headphones! Jamboo is a California based company that, much like us, recently got their launch on Kickstarter! The cor...


Freaker Friday! Tattly Tails!

Forever, by definition, is a very long time. People like to market "diamonds" as being "forever," but I don't buy it. Diamonds can be misplaced just as easily as your house keys. You know what's harder to lose? YOUR LIMBS. So, by scientific process, tattoos are the new diamonds. And fake tattoos are your new house keys. Let's celebrate this fact. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: This week there are 5 care packages, each with 8 Tattlys and a Freaker of your choice!!! Made in the USA, designed b...


Freaker Friday: #FreakerFresh

Well-a well-a wella, huh, tell me more, tell me more! Remember when you were just a wee little kid and summer was fast approaching. Anything was possible, even the unlikely union of Sandy and Danny! There were so many things to be excited about! Sunshine! Friends! Ice cream! Splash parties! FORTS! Well in the wise words of Journey, "Don't Stop Believing," you goon! This past week has been filled with so much love and excitement … not a lot of ice cream though… that we want to give everyb...


Freaker Friday: NO TOUCHING!

The final countdown is upon us. We've been waiting seven years for another chance at unlimited juice, chicken dances, and law blogs. This Sunday, the nevernudes (dozens of them) return and in celebration, we're making a Freaker Friday celebration banner with a family reunion of our own…** **If you don't understand anything I'm saying, that's okay. We're not judgey. But please know that you're missing out on doing the time of your life.** WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 4 care pack...


Freaker Friday: Freaky Beach

  With a few more rays of sunshine making their appearance each day, temperatures are rising and you're already contemplating taking the hit your AC puts on the power bill. The time has come to seek refuge at beaches, pools, creeks(cricks), or any such watering hole.


Freaker Friday: Fitzgerald's Frenzy!

Dapper dans and beauty birds across the nation are getting themselves in a tizzy today with the grand release of Baz Luhrmann's The Great Gatsby! Hooch is slingin' and giggle water is flowing! The bees have so many knees at this point, it's a little hard to decipher the bearcats from the big shots! Don't be a pill, we need your help! WHAT YOU'RE WINNING THIS WEEK: We have five 17' x 22' posters of the lovely Miss Adrienne in the full Fitzgerald ensemble! Each care package will come w...


Freaker Friday: Word To Your Mother

Mother's Day is roughly a week away, so let's take a moment for reflection. Mothers are known for their nurturing strength and unwavering love, but there are other countless attributes which make mothers the most heroic subsection of the human species. Example: You were an infant once. Would you still be wallowing in a cradle of your own filth if it wasn't for your mother? PROBABLY. For all their vigilence and selfless altruism, we say WORD. What Your Winning This Week: We have 5 ...


Freaker Friday: Spring Smellies!

Spring is in the air! The birds are chirping, the flowers are blooming, and your living space is filthy. You decide not to go on with your vile self and thus Spring Cleaning is upon us. Naturally, we should all celebrate with a Freaker Friday Giveaway. What you're winning this week!:We've teamed up with the pretty little birds over at You Smell luxury soaps for this week's giveaway! There will be 4 winners who get this flowery care package: A YouSmell signature bar, 2 Paper Soap ...