RIP, Intern Matthew.

  I'd like to share with you the onslaught of presents we collected for Matthew the Not-Dead Un-Intern that celebrate our tender memories together


Oliver: "Awesome Director of May 2014."

  Oliver has been working on a short film that he's doing for Indy Mogul and every week he gives a video update with tips and tricks about the process of filmmaking! This week, he explains the joys of collecting trash.


Pinterest!

Dear world,  Can we be pin friends? We promise to keep a smirk on your face and, also, we think you are really really really great. Aside from our Freakerbabies & Freakyfinds, we're extremely fond of pinning gems. The definition of "gems" being "Shaquille-O'Neal-Hangin-With-A-Baby-Panda" of course: We just learned that you can tag on Pinterest! Tag photos of you with your Freakers and we'll repin it in our very special Certified Freaks board!  OKAY LOVE YOU BYE!&nbs...


Final destination XLII

Every now and then we enjoy taking field-trips to Google Analytics. This time around we found some arguably disturbing Google Searches that bring people to Freakerusa.com Everybody, at one point in time have asked themselves what a "rainbow narwhal" and a "tit fairy" have in common. Rest well now, young grasshopper. We have the answers. These search terms have all brought multiple people-in-need to the freak kingdom: I particularly feel bad for the three people wh...


Subliminal Note Passings!

Edge of Urge just made a very special specialty tab for Freakers! How special!    In an extra sweet gesture, they even took the extra strides to make a really flattering subliminal message. We think you may or may not smell nice also, Edge of Urge! You are the best!  


Freakers on Fab! 50% Off Hyper-Extravaganza!!!

Holy smoly!! First-generation Freakers never to be run again! Lusting over that peace sign Freaker your aunt keeps taunting you with? Did your favorite hooter get snagged by your roommate with the owl-fetish? We're getting rid of our discontinued styles for ooooober-cheap (50% off!) and this is a last-chance to get what pog-lovers call "collector's items." (Slammerz 4eva!!)  For the next 2 days, Freakers are on Fab.com for a flash sale ($4!!) - ...


Mailing Lists of FreakDoom

We would like to make a public announcement and also a "most-wanted" list. Somebody out there (maybe it's you?! is it?! is it you?!) has been submitting the email address oliver@freakerusa.com to internet depths such as the Kellogs.com mailing list. No, we are not mad. We are actually quite impressed. But not everyone is so smirky and we are here to warn you: someday you could get punched in the glasses. Some people really hate cereal.  Ok, enough with the somber stern face! Let's ...


Help us fulfill our wildest dreams!!

There comes a time in every freaks life where they have a dream. Some may call it cuuuurazy, but most of you out there have had the same longing at one point or another. It's time for change. It's time for hope. It's time to realize that one day, if we all work hard enough, somehow someday that cohesive wish can and will come true. That common denominator dream that unites us all = tryna' be famous on da internet.  Annnnd lo and behold! Buzzfeed comes flapping down from the intern...


House of Creatives: DriveBys and HotTubs

So remember that time where we posted photographs and photographs and more photographs (and that sweet video!)  from a certain house in the backwoods of Pennsylvania? Yes! The House of Creatives!  For those of you who are in the throes of confusion, The House of Creatives is a collaborative work/play space that is the future of reality tv with substance. Starring Seasick Mama, the house is a love child of creative design, independent film, music to live by, and everything else un...


~**FrEaK WiSh: PlZ FoRwArD!**~

‎~*~Our Facebook page is nearing the FrIeNd MaXiMuM… IMPENDING DOOM!*~* Like our business page and you can save the Freak! *~*~*~*Make a WiSh*~*~* ******* ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ******************* No, that wish is a physical impossibility. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ **************************** Keep scrolling, we're not trolling.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ********************* Okay! Remember your wish? Here's the deal.  Share this video with 1 friend = Little Susie won't spoil your Holiday...


Black Freakday SpecialTEES!

 In celebration of the Beat-Everyone-Up-At-Walmart national holiday of Black Friday, we have created some super special deals just for you (under the condition that you will not beat up anybody at Walmart... today.) For every 15 & 30 pack, we're including a free Freaker shirt!** What's the difference between a Freaker shirt and a non-Freaker shirt? Well! We are so glad you asked! When you wear a Freaker shirt (as opposed to a non-Freaker shirt), light sabers magically appear in ...


Twitter Action World-Saving Deals

In celebration of the upcoming shopping madness week, we're going to start flamethrowing special CIA secretive deals your way!  Follow us on Twitter and get a 10% discount code to use on anything here for the next week! We're cutting the red wire (or is it the green wire?! It's always so confusingly suspenseful!) next Tuesday.  Another piece of good news, we've found VinBook.  VinBook; noun, [ vin boo k']: 1. A collection of poorly photoshopped images of...