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Valentines Special-T(SA)
Today we found a statement that we full heartedly can stand behind! Are you ready? OK GO!:
“Remember back in grade school? You make those little Valentine folders and you would decorate it and make hearts out of construction paper and then you’d tape it to your desk and then, on Vale...
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Mega-Meta-Mania
We're freaking out over here.
#VisualPhilosophyJustPunchedMeInTheFace
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Silly kid, Trix are for Freaks!
We've been playing a sick joke.
In recent days, Leigh has been dressing up like Lauren.
(This isn't hard to do. All you need is black lace, caffeine, & a mischievous smirk. Oh, and an anti-hairbrush.)
We've been convincing everyone at the tradeshow that th...
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Tradeshow VIP
I know what you're thinking. You're using all of your mental faculties to picture what the back-ends of a tradeshow would look like.
Dearest of dears, don't you fear. We are here to help you.
The Freakerteam is in Atlanta for a tradeshow RIGHT NOW! Let us give you a tour.
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We're gonna name yo' baby!
Zach's sister (HI MANDI!) is about to pop out a baby. We here at The Freakerteam have taken it upon ourselves to name it. And yes, Mandi, we will name your baby. We've been brainstorming all day as to what that little thing will be called and we thought that we would share with you some of the hi...
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Teusdousand & Twelve
It's the first Tuesday of the year! CELEBRATIONS ABOUND!
In the only way we can hoopla correctly, we gathered together friends, cardboard cutouts, and a couple of spray bottles to make sure that Tuesday, January 3rd, feels as special and deserving as any other Tuesday from past years.
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A freaky look at a freaky year
It's the second day of the last year of all the years according to that ancient culture that really enjoyed counting years!
So instead of looking forward to a bleak future of DOOM, today we're going to rewind 363 days and reflect on 2011 in all of it's freak.
January:
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Graduation to Professionalism
Back in November, we gave a little chitchat at UNCW for the Wells Fargo Entrepreneurial Speaker Series.
Zach can pronunciate an entire sentence without breaking out in a fit of giggles (this is a pseudo-lie.) Oliver can bring his prosthetic arm Trish to academic gatherings (she was a huge...
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NBC To be Subtly Freaked!
This morning we got a magnificent email! Here's a little snippet:
"On Monday, Kickstarter will be on national television. NBC's new long format newsmagazine, Rock Center, is set to air a segment that they taped a couple months ago at 10pm/9 Central.
The Freaker project video has...
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Merry Freakin Christmas: A Bedtime Story
This is a Christmas story. It's about the search for knit truth in a dark world of sweaters and poorly-made beverage accessories.
Once upon a time in a land far far away, there was a Freaker family....
There was a Freaker papa and a Freaker mama and a Freaker manchild. They ...
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Smistmas Smarties!
We heard somewhere that real offices take all of their employees out and feed them and plow them with alcohol for Christmas. I think they call them "smoffice smistmas parties" or something like that. So we followed suit and last night we had our very first annual Freaker Christmas Party! It went ...
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Dopplefreaker
A fun freak friend Ben made a startling discovery yesterday afternoon that we could not be more overjoyed about.
There really are no more words to describe what we're feeling right now. Only one resounding image to answer all questions
Yall ready for this? :
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