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New Artifacts from HOC!
Well, well, well. The fine folks at the House of Creatives have decided to break our hearts yet again by releasing new photographic evidence of how amazing time spent with them can be. These particular shots were from a Freaker collaboration with Super Sunglasses at the House in rural Pennsylvania circa October, 2011! All photos by the warrior of magnificence, Eric T. White
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Dispatch from Bean Town
Even though he was a bit raggedy, the girls could tell that this guy had a decent heart and wasn't going to mouth-foam (verb; to foam at the mouth) if he got confused or egocentric.
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RIP, Intern Matthew.
I'd like to share with you the onslaught of presents we collected for Matthew the Not-Dead Un-Intern that celebrate our tender memories together
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Lauren Also Suffers From Dissociative Identity Disorder. Shocking.
She watches the movie Happy Killmore once a month with her favorite freaker, Goosebumps. She will probably cut you.
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Oliver's Obvious Alter-Egos.
Everybody has at least one alter-ego. Whether or not they choose to showcase it is what sets them apart from everybody else. Here at Freaker USA, we highly encourage pseudo-self expression by playing dress-up to really give that multiple-personality syndrome a sense of confidence.
Today, w...
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Kickstarter Conception Celebrations!
This report is a little late, but it's taken us a couple extra days to mentally process what went down last Saturday. April 7th, 2012 was the one year anniversary of launching our Kickstarter campaign that propelled us into space.
For those of you who have only recently been inducted int...
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April Feulz
It took us a whole 24 hours to realize that not everybody somehow "became" pregnant yesterday.
You sure did fool us! But meanwhile, we were fooling ourselves with a very special "fool the senses" dinner party! Don't understand completely? Here - maybe the official invitation will clear up ...
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Lofty Birthday Wishes
A couple weeks ago, our very own Oliver had a birthday extravaganza. We realized just how strangely the evening had devolved when we came-to in a laundromat at 1:30 am dancing in costumes that included but were not limited to: a unicorn, Sexy Sax Man, and the cast of a Lifetime movie about Britis...
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Further Dispatch from FancyLand; Red Carpet Jungle Gyms
In an alternative universe of shiny bling and silk tophats, the Freakerteam is tumbling around on a red carpet. Two weeks ago, we went to Cucalorus' Evening At The Oscars with the intent purpose of being civilized adults. We failed.
When first entering the red carpet arena...
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Get Down With Your Fancy Self - This Sunday!!!
If your name is [insert-your-name-here], you have probably been experiencing FancyPants-Withdrawals since your last Christmas party.
Well we have an action adventure & a tasty treat for YOU! This Sunday, the annual Cucalorus "An Evening at the Oscars" gala is the fanciest February freakdom...
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Sexy Sax Payback
Alternative Title: WE CAN PLAY THIS GAME TOO, YOU BIG DREAM-CRUSHING JERKS.
Yesterday when the Freaker Office discovered that the Travelling Freaks had met their collective hero, Sexy Sax Man, they all but cried. (This is a lie. Some of them actually did cry.) So the office decided that they were allowed to follow their dreams just as solidly as Zach and Oliver had followed the office's dreams.
And thus emerged a beautiful love-phoenix from the ashes of Sexy-Sax-Man-Grief:
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