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Mailing Lists of FreakDoom

We would like to make a public announcement and also a "most-wanted" list. Somebody out there (maybe it's you?! is it?! is it you?!) has been submitting the email address oliver@freakerusa.com to internet depths such as the Kellogs.com mailing list. No, we are not mad. We are actually quite im...
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Atlanta freakdom

For the past week, we've been freaking Atlanta at a trade show. These things are massive. These things are serious. These things are alot of stern faces and financial talking-abouts. Obviously, these things are alot of things that we are not necessarily good at.  However...  Freak...
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Silly kid, Trix are for Freaks!

We've been playing a sick joke.  In recent days, Leigh has been dressing up like Lauren.     (This isn't hard to do. All you need is black lace, caffeine, & a mischievous smirk. Oh, and an anti-hairbrush.) We've been convincing everyone at the tradeshow that th...
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URL IRL

Universal Resource Locators... In Real Life!  The internet is a no-man's land? Hardly. There are kind kings & bourgeois bosses & the lovely ladies of the lan (Ahaha!) Yesterday, we got the honor and the pleasure of meeting, greeting & freaking 3 of the internet's superst...
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Zach Actually Got a Haircut.

The other day when we revealed the big-secret shocker-moment season-finale that Zach got a Haircut, you may have thought we were joking. (We were joking, because Zach is not actually Daniel Faraday, but alas, we were not joking about the seriousness of scissors.)  Ladies and Gents, a...
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Cupcake Communion!

Yesterday one of the lady members of the Freakerteam had a surprise birthday party! Oysters (edible!) and puppies (not edible!) and fireworks (not edible!) and ....GIANT CUPCAKES (superbly edible!) were abound!  It was such a fantastic birthday that we decided to make new Sunday rituals t...
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We Want YOU to Freak America!

Election season is breaking the horizon.  We've all been here before and know that there are a couple popular sentiments that sweep the nation every 4 years: 1. "Hey guys, stop being jerks! Can't we all get along?!"  2. "My guy just got elected! Peace and happiness is here!" followe...
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Adventures at the Edge!

Yesterday, our favorite sparkle kittens at Edge of Urge needed a Freaker re-order. Seeing that they are approximately 4 minutes away from The Freakeroffice, we delivered them with strength and vigor (like DragonSlayers of stealth!)  We were on a mission. And we were going to claim victory...
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A Grand Return & Bodily Experiments!

Oliver came back to Wilmington today!!  We knew when we smelled a Sneaky Hat (not to be confused with The Sneaky Hat) lurking around the corner.  He brought us goodies!! His MamaBear sowed us a life sized Freaker! Fun for hours! Oliver! We're so happy to have you back! How c...
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We're gonna name yo' baby!

Zach's sister (HI MANDI!) is about to pop out a baby. We here at The Freakerteam have taken it upon ourselves to name it. And yes, Mandi, we will name your baby. We've been brainstorming all day as to what that little thing will be called and we thought that we would share with you some of the hi...
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A freaky look at a freaky year

It's the second day of the last year of all the years according to that ancient culture that really enjoyed counting years!  So instead of looking forward to a bleak future of DOOM, today we're going to rewind 363 days and reflect on 2011 in all of it's freak.  January:  ...
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World Wide Freak Web 4.0

Sometimes (everyday) we realize how magnificent you are and it overwhelms us.  At first, these fits of euphoria were a little crippling. We didn't know how to handle it and sometimes found ourselves running naked in the woods as a feeble attempt to calm ourselves.  We've gotten better ...
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