Mailing Lists of FreakDoom

We would like to make a public announcement and also a "most-wanted" list. Somebody out there (maybe it's you?! is it?! is it you?!) has been submitting the email address oliver@freakerusa.com to internet depths such as the Kellogs.com mailing list. No, we are not mad. We are actually quite impressed. But not everyone is so smirky and we are here to warn you: someday you could get punched in the glasses. Some people really hate cereal.  Ok, enough with the somber stern face! Let's ...


Atlanta freakdom

For the past week, we've been freaking Atlanta at a trade show. These things are massive. These things are serious. These things are alot of stern faces and financial talking-abouts. Obviously, these things are alot of things that we are not necessarily good at.  However...  Freakers & this tradeshow are having a pretty intense love affair.  We got a trophy for a contest we didn't know existed! Best booth on floor?! Hurrah! Saucypants! Our little Fr...


Silly kid, Trix are for Freaks!

We've been playing a sick joke.  In recent days, Leigh has been dressing up like Lauren.     (This isn't hard to do. All you need is black lace, caffeine, & a mischievous smirk. Oh, and an anti-hairbrush.) We've been convincing everyone at the tradeshow that the L's have been switched! Why yes, that IS me, Leigh, in that giant photo! And yes! I AM the one shirtless with a beard.  (Photo by the Warrior of Magnificent, Eric T. White) #Believa...


URL IRL

Universal Resource Locators... In Real Life!  The internet is a no-man's land? Hardly. There are kind kings & bourgeois bosses & the lovely ladies of the lan (Ahaha!) Yesterday, we got the honor and the pleasure of meeting, greeting & freaking 3 of the internet's superstars!  From left to right: AlishaFreak!  Lauren Freak! Christiane Lemieux, founder of Dwell Studio Maxwell Gillingham-Ryan, founder of Apartment Therapy Heather Clawson, f...


Zach Actually Got a Haircut.

The other day when we revealed the big-secret shocker-moment season-finale that Zach got a Haircut, you may have thought we were joking. (We were joking, because Zach is not actually Daniel Faraday, but alas, we were not joking about the seriousness of scissors.)  Ladies and Gents, after two years of no trims, this happened: The result is a dapper young fellow with an air of professionalism.  But do not fear, dear! Some of you may call him derogatory terms such as "S...


Cupcake Communion!

Yesterday one of the lady members of the Freakerteam had a surprise birthday party! Oysters (edible!) and puppies (not edible!) and fireworks (not edible!) and ....GIANT CUPCAKES (superbly edible!) were abound!  It was such a fantastic birthday that we decided to make new Sunday rituals that everyone can enjoy! Starting from least important to most necessary, here is a new cardboard cutout for what Sunday's now have in store: 4.  Find scraps. Make shapes. Spread joy. Rinse...


We Want YOU to Freak America!

Election season is breaking the horizon.  We've all been here before and know that there are a couple popular sentiments that sweep the nation every 4 years: 1. "Hey guys, stop being jerks! Can't we all get along?!"  2. "My guy just got elected! Peace and happiness is here!" followed by kartwheels of bliss and euphoria.  3. "....I'm moving to Canada."  As usual, it's going to be a wild ride, but we wanted to remind you that no matter who is in political office........


Adventures at the Edge!

Yesterday, our favorite sparkle kittens at Edge of Urge needed a Freaker re-order. Seeing that they are approximately 4 minutes away from The Freakeroffice, we delivered them with strength and vigor (like DragonSlayers of stealth!)  We were on a mission. And we were going to claim victory over this mission. But then! But then we were suddenly blinded by a glitter-storm of jubilance!  Oh no! So much love! THE DRAGONSLAYER-OF-STEALTH'S WORST ENEMY! We found ourselves holding...


A Grand Return & Bodily Experiments!

Oliver came back to Wilmington today!!  We knew when we smelled a Sneaky Hat (not to be confused with The Sneaky Hat) lurking around the corner.  He brought us goodies!! His MamaBear sowed us a life sized Freaker! Fun for hours! Oliver! We're so happy to have you back! How could we have ever survived without you?!    And while we were rejoicing at his return, Oliver dropped some pretty heavy news on us. As it turns out, he had never actually left. His adv...


We're gonna name yo' baby!

Zach's sister (HI MANDI!) is about to pop out a baby. We here at The Freakerteam have taken it upon ourselves to name it. And yes, Mandi, we will name your baby. We've been brainstorming all day as to what that little thing will be called and we thought that we would share with you some of the highlights of our collective baby-namin' skillz:  1. Stone Cold Steve Austin 2. Alisha suggested anything named after any famous Black Panther (Including but not limited to: Malcom, Stokley, ...


A freaky look at a freaky year

It's the second day of the last year of all the years according to that ancient culture that really enjoyed counting years!  So instead of looking forward to a bleak future of DOOM, today we're going to rewind 363 days and reflect on 2011 in all of it's freak.  January:  Last year started with a loose organization of artists and weirdos that would eventually become known as The Freakerteam. Zach, Lauren, Oliver and Justin started collaborating with each other on smal...


World Wide Freak Web 4.0

Sometimes (everyday) we realize how magnificent you are and it overwhelms us.  At first, these fits of euphoria were a little crippling. We didn't know how to handle it and sometimes found ourselves running naked in the woods as a feeble attempt to calm ourselves.  We've gotten better since then. And it's not because your level of SUPER-AWESOME affects us any less. We just found a healthier way of celebrating youz guyz!  Everytime you connect with us, be it Facebook, Twitte...