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Vin Diesel: Ghost of Christmas 4EVA!

  Charles Dickens, although generally...

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St. Nicholas Ninja

December snuck up on us like a knit...

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The Golden ManChild

There comes a...

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Behind the behive scenes!

Santa is not your dad. Santa is an octopus....

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Freak Festivities!

 We'd like to share with you a little somethin somethin that we found in The...

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Merry Freakin Christmas: A Bedtime Story

This is a Christmas story. It's about the search for knit truth in a dark...

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Smistmas Smarties!

We heard somewhere that real offices take all of their employees out and feed them...

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Where to get yo' last minute freak on

Guess how many days until your stocking is expected to be stocked?! (We got this...

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Local Showcase #3: Justin Lacy & The Swimming Machine

There is such an itty bitty space of time between now and Christmas and we've...

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Box de' HandLove

We previously mentioned that along with odd polaroids of the Freakerteam lovin on you,...

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Hey, Ladiez.

In our series of awkward Polaroids, we bring to you our proudest Merry Christmas...

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Showcasing Series #1: Local Fusion (and Blueberries!)

Christmas is sneaking up on us, ninja style.  All stealthy and clandestine, December 7th (that's...

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He Went To Freakers

Life's little moments are special. The twinkling twinkles can be twinkly.  Make sure that...

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Sneak peak!

On the set of the greatest romance Christmas video ever made.  You will laugh. You...

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Edge of Urge's Holiday-Handmade-Market!

Holy moly! This Saturday, come to Crow Hill for a local-artist-Christmas-extravaganza!   ...

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~**FrEaK WiSh: PlZ FoRwArD!**~

‎~*~Our Facebook page is nearing the FrIeNd MaXiMuM… IMPENDING DOOM!*~* Like our...

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Polarollios.

As we've been not-so-covertly interlacing our daily activities with Polaroid pictures, we wanted to show...

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Shake It Like Your Polaroid Photo Seduction.

As mentioned earlier, we will be sending unique Polaroid pictures of the Freakerteam in...

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Saucy Holiday Packages - Now up up & away!

Yesterday we officially released our new holiday packages pumped full of...

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Freak of the Week 15.0!!

We've been busy little bees collecting the honeypot of holiday cheers but now it's that...

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Freak the Halls!

 Our holiday video is here! This makes us all fuzzy on the inside (some of...

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Introducing... YonderDown!

Holidays are fast approaching and Freakers are coming out of the woodworks for the season!...

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SneakPeak from our Christmas Shoot!

 Pretties + Puppies = Perfect. 

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Mystery Christmas: DC Installment.

Christmas? We'll tell you when you're older.    Read More

Mary's Dilemma; PJ's Delight

Are you feeling an onset of the holiday blues? Do you have rattling dreams of...

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